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The older I get the more freaky and weird the sex has to be for me to get off. Someday you're gonna have to smack my clit with a shovel.
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I am convinced it would be 1000 times sexier when I bend over, if I didn’t groan on the way back up.
Miss Jones retweeted
Stop complaining about “riots.” Riots gave you 8-hour workdays, gay rights, and free speech.
You know what they say...
Keep your enemies close, and the whores that wanna fuck your man, closer.
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Miss Jones retweeted
i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me













