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Denver, CO
Joined May 2017
Happy new year everyone!
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I don't need to be called out like this....
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Replying to @debra_shakes
I think the current government is making alien invasion less likely because of the decline in water quality.
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Bro lol
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Ok, I have NO idea what these are. Anyone?
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We're entering sweaty thigh season and I want to remind my fellow thick thigh havers to keep deodorant/ baby powder in your purse/satchel/whatever to help with the chub rub.
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God damn y’all are cute
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Y'all keep saying "cum dumpster" like it's a bad thing. 😂 It's definitely more fun being under my sexy man instead of under arrest.
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Letting people be wrong about you or a situation while keeping your peace and focus is the most misunderstood power move you will ever make ✌️
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New merch drop with @draculabyte 🎊 MY OWN DESIGN 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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Hot takes become warm takes become breeding grounds for bacteria.
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Replying to @BRATZULA
Don’t gotta ask twice
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I asked my Lyft driver about the trees in Gainesville—dramatic, draped with moss—but he hates them. Said the wood’s good for nothing, doesn’t burn for shit. Which sort of feels like hating a person because they’d be a lousy ghost.
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Replying to @_jjju_
@_jjju_ pls add an egg for tony in the game
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I've always suspected that an advanced alien civilisation with the technology to travel at close to light speed across interstellar distances would arrive in Earth orbit unobserved and proceed to dispatch a fleet of small, easily detectable balloons into our atmosphere.
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When Ramattra said "suffer as I have" I felt that
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Your 3rd @ is a cutie. Who is it?
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H1ppy retweeted
lol
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Hey Siri what's the difference between depression and quietly accepting the futility of existence?
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