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Knit Whitz

@lanorton

You're not half as stupid as I thought you were. ~Chelsea Handler~

 Cumberland, MD
Joined April 2009
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Say Hi ๐Ÿ‘‹ to these Resisters looking to meet & connect with you tonight! Vet, F&R. Ty! ๐Ÿ’™ @lanorton @JulieSpeaksUp @BigMeanieHead33 @WBWSFS @Carol_Cook78 @MarkRabenold @Mythicmaster ๐ŸšซAdd-Ons
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Whoever made this is a genius! ๐Ÿคฃ
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A corrupt conman, a convicted felon, a pathological liar, and a shameless traitor walk into the White House Correspondents' Dinner. The maรฎtre dโ€™ says, โ€œYour table is ready, President Trump.โ€
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Morgan J. Freeman
@mjfreeJul 17
Enjoy this mind blowing work of art ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ
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Morgan J. Freeman
@mjfreeJun 29
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PRIORITIES. ๐Ÿ™„
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Yuck
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Morgan J. Freeman
@mjfreeJun 15
November is coming...
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Harry Sisson
@harryjsissonJun 3
Hunter Biden has done a better job of exposing Trump family corruption in a few days on social media than some elected Dems have in their entire terms. Even MAGA voters are listening to him. Something to think about.
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Trump's doing great in China. They respect him so much! #DemsUnited
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MM ๎จ€
@adgirlMMApr 27
I saw Jimmy Kimmel hurt grandpa's fragile feelings again? Good. TEAM KIMMEL ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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ROFLMAO! Way to go, Joe!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Ellen Barkin@EllenBarkinApr 20
If you think itโ€™s dangerous to have an alcoholic heading up the FBI wait til you hear about the rapist heading up the country.
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Glenn Tunes@glenn_tunesFeb 15
YOU MUST BE SO PROUD AMERICA ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ™„ WOW ๐Ÿคฆ
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The new Benny Hill reboot is something this fascist dystopia has desperately needed.
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Mason
@masonisonx7 Aug 2025
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Well fucking done! ๐Ÿ‘
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