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alyssa

@larkin_lyssa

I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really well

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Joined June 2013
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This is what all Marvel movies look like to me
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RFK showing up to the FDA headquarters
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You told 42 million women that they had to take the COVID shot or you would use OSHA to fire them from their jobs.
Vice President Kamala Harris Archived (@VP46Archive) profile pictureVice President Kamala Harris Archived
@VP46Archive3 Nov 2024
Women must have the freedom to make decisions about their bodies and their futures — and no elected official should stand in their way.
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BREAKING: Trump is set to announce today that he will call for the de*th penalty for child r*pists and traffickers.
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when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away
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kat@kitkatstx11 Mar 2024
guys get a section at the club & act like they bought some land😂😂😂😭😭
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mijita@mijitax36 Feb 2024
card declines in therapy so they bring out the man you met @ 19
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ed@asherw01fe23 Jan 2024
Me looking through my snap memories at 2 am
Iina (@gomezbieber) profile pictureIina@gomezbieber23 Jan 2024
???????? GUYS DKHDJFNFNF
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Responding to hinge messages in the morning while drinking coffee like I’m replying to emails at a remote job
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this is how your email finds me
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You would think I’m scrubbing up for surgery the way I clean after handling raw chicken
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My in laws when I grab another beer and connect to the bluetooth speaker
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When my dog eats something he’s not supposed to
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Their best 💙
Social Bee (@NYSocialBee) profile pictureSocial Bee@NYSocialBee27 Nov 2023
Do you know what most of your friends do for work?
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Dad what was it like yellin “Stooooooops” at Oklahoma Dad:
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SKILLLLLLLP
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Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) profile pictureSkip Bayless
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How bout that Dolly Parton. Talk about dressing for the occasion. Now that is impressive.
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I wish getting your nails done was as relaxing as guys think it is. I’m getting yelled at, I’m bleeding, I’m sweating, I’m going to pass out from the chemical smells and I have a headache from the fluorescent lighting
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