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Imagine if Trump’s personal attorney kept the polls open an extra 2 hours…. Yeah, that’s what I thought. 🙄🇧🇷
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BREAKING:
🇫🇷 France’s Socialist Party proposed a bill granting legal status to up to 400,000 undocumented migrants working in the country.
Applicants must have been continuously employed for more than 6 months.
The National Assembly is scheduled to vote on November 19, 2026.
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Without a huge reduction in Business Rates or a VAT cut in line with many of our European neighbours … hospitality will bleed out.
Energy costs are becoming insane again, as there is no cap on business contracts.
You could see 100s of thousands of job losses.
THEY KNOW THIS !
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You didn't want to enter. In fact you were wishing Israel stop you.
In Palestine you could face discrimination due to your race.
@grok explain why Clive Lewis could find it tough in Palestine
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The @StateDept should ban Humza Yousaf from travelling to the US. He's Muslim Brotherhood and a national security threat.
Muslims in public office - like Ilhan Omar - or those who are candidates, face the most horrendous bigotry, anti-Muslim hatred and racism. In this case Dr @AbdulElSayed for having the audacity for wanting to serve the State he was born in while being Muslim.
I hope he prevails.
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"I know there's more to do" another lying cunt that refuses to shut the borders.
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It's a racist slur now to call someone Nigerian.
Or is it a racist slur to call someone a scammer?
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🇬🇧 This is why conservative speaker Young Bob was arrested on Sunday.
For simply saying the word "Paki" in order to explain his viewpoint that censorship is stupid.
They arrested the poor guy because he wasn't willing to play by their sick rules of calling it the "P word" while explaining his point.
Speech laws just exist to stop attacks on the vulnerable, they said.
Writer: Mhedi
xitter.cf/europa/status/21144585…
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Don’t worry darlings, I’ll be shoving a marmalade-lubed gherkin up @JohnHealey_MP ass later today - that’ll stop him speaking for a bit
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High Wycombe’s mayor, Imran Hussain, has accused me of being 'irresponsible and wrong' for highlighting the changing demographics of a Wycombe school.
Wycombe High School has gone from 60% White British in 2016 to just 30% now. Ten years.
I asked if we were able to have a mature debate about how immigration has already entirely demographically transformed our country.
Clearly, the answer is no.
I'm told the town 'stronger because of its diversity, not in spite of it'.
Right. Okay.
I disagree.
Mass immigration has made our towns more dangerous, more divided, more deprived.
For decades, politicians like Hussain have been able to shut down the debate with these bullshit diversity buzzwords - accusing anyone with legitimate concerns of racism or bigotry.
It will not work anymore.
You can't make this up. The useful idiots have no idea. 👇"Journalist" from Gaza.
Nothing to see here. Just another woman with more balls than every single male politician, collectively!
📢"I cannot forgive, & there are so many others who will never forget just how long it has taken the UK Government to finally do the right thing📢
@larabirdsnp #israel
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Push for reparations and then moan about racism. Such tedious showboating, and we’re all bored of it. It’s been done to death.
You’re a British MP. Act like it.
I've received waves of racism & abuse since my #BHM speech.
A Shadow Minister referred to my "mates overseas" and told me I should "do one"
Who exactly are my mates overseas? 🤔
Today I called out his racially-charged comment. Grateful for Speaker's response 👇🏾