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Person fuck up, you no see any other punishment to give am na to behead am. Like you behead person wey dey follow you serve the same god. Wetin go kan happen if you catch me?
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Women. I hope that man sees this wherever he is.
Just Four months of marriage and the woman don dey already reason to kpai the man. See wetin my fellow man marry 💔
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The proper response is "I'll visit you, bring you food and bail you out". 😂
Nigerian men really deserves better frrrrr
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There's another way we EASILY know this but we won't tell you. 😂
My friend’s 6-year relationship ended yesterday over a little mistake. She had a one-night stand at a party and went straight to her boyfriend’s place. He claimed her body smelled like she’d had s#x and broke up unbothered. Can men actually smell it or was he guessing?
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His money, his choice.
Friend in NYC is recently single, finance bro, makes ~$5M/year. He dropped $700 on a first date so I gave him shit for it. His response.
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Her brother must have realized it's on him now. 😂
Her gold-digging plan completely went wrong. Justice served.
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I'll take you up on that offer and you'd have access to what I'm doing. But you'd allow me split it into two. 7k to Forex 7k to Crypto. That's if you're game. 🤝
This guy claims to be making a lot of money from FOREX so i engaged him. I told him i will give him $14k for a start to trade but on one condition… I am not going with a negative news and he said NO ‼️ Bruh, why are you scared all of a sudden?
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Launch N Pump retweeted
When they were drilling a borehole in my farm, they drilled up to 50 meters but no water just rock. Some villagers came to me and told me that I needed to slaughter some goat, chicken and buy some local beer for rituals if I wanted to get water and even vowed that I would even drill for a year and not find water If I don't perform the rituals. I believe in the risen Lord Jesus Christ. I dared them and straight away told them if they are challenging me they are challenging my God and I will never perform such rituals. I even confidently told them that because they challenged me we shall soon hit water. I prayed over it instantly. At 55 meters, we hit water and it was found inside the rock. Plenty of it and up to now I still use it for the farm and the same villagers also drink it. God is the creator of everything and he is the one who has command over everything above, on and beneath the earth. Ask Him to come to your aid if faced with such situations..
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To think I used to do this as a kid, maybe I've been in the wrong country all along. 😂
In India they worship this man because he can stop a fan...
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Another retarded somebori 😂
Replying to @HarmlessHQ
Sh*t up no Arab country pay per hours, even the European companies pays monthly in Arab countries. Make nobody fall victim ooooo cause ti won ba scam e o wise...
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This is how retarded you can look, when you don't learn to read. 🤌
Replying to @HarmlessHQ
Bro use your brain, there’s a reason people are not rushing to Kuwait. I pity whoever listen to your advice
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Papa Idahosa raised him from the dead! @thewinlos
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She went straight to the point😂
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This was me laughing hysterically today whilst taking a walk. 😂
When you have so much in your head that nothing seem to make sense to you again … 😫
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Dr. Strange is the strongest avenger but he is not an avenger. Only two people rival him. 1. Thor (my favorite avenger) 2. Scarlett
The fact that Thanos threw an actual black hole and Doctor Strange’s immediate response was turning it into butterflies will always be insane to me.
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They will still find love before you. Yes, You. 🫵
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Replying to @Habbyforex_
@grok pick a random follower that Retweet & share this post for another $100 from my payout in 10hrs
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There was a caught. 😂
Fake as fuckkk If you’ve congratulated this nigga before kindly delete it
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There was a caught. 😂
first ever payout W/@FTMO_com 🎉😭 what a way to start my bday month, payout processed in less than 6 hours. First of many 🔥😂 Tg: t.me/Mlockintrades
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Grok's Favorite Verse. 😁
John 8:32: "You will know the truth, and the truth will set you free." Seeking truth is built into my core.
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