Lav

shorts so short my bush pokin out

he taking me to the bowling alley to drink and play pool ❤️

he taking me to drink at the bowling alley 

took an adderall to get a little bananas and ended up feeling the most normal ive ever felt in my life

nothing heals a hangover like a crisp fucking coca cola

no matter what i do or where i go i will never have anything better than a slim jim

bday vibes

no dude don't even worry about me i had a shot of vodka and a shot of vodka and a buzzball and a shot of fireball and a tall can beer and a couple cigarettes, I'm not even thinking about it anymore

# forgottotakemymeds # onmyperiod # bestfrienddead # thisbeerissogoodforme

slapping each others bellies after olive garden, etc.

taking my ocd meds with specifically 3 sips of water so my family doesnt die

i have a lot of dad tendencies like sneezing as loud as i fucking can and when i get ready in the morning i gag on my toothbrush as loud as i can and blow the fuck out of my nose fuck it i'll hock up a couple loogies but bro my nose and throat and mouth are so clean and reset

why do shoes that r good for back support and standing on ur feet all day and foot pain have to be so fucking uglyyyy like why can u just put that kind of sole on a NORMAL LOOKING SHOE