Lyndie Walker, MT-BC

Girls weekend in Duluth. We all went to bed at 10PM and were up by 8. #sleepinginformoms

The feelings of joy I got when I turned on @wccoradio ON THE WEEKEND AND EVENING and heard the sweet sounds of @TwoHauteMamas1 was a little over the top. But just so thrilled to be driving and not listening to a bird show or home improvement ♥️♥️

Is there anything worse than insomnia on vacation? 🤔

Which for the record is fine. I love my Toyota.

Naples is basically a bunch of cars with emblems I don’t recognize which means I will never own them or know what they are.

I took a breath of the salty Florida air and felt a pang of sorrow that I am vacationing in the same state as T*ump for Christmas. 😒

Sometimes you just have to let your husband spend 30 min trying to put the car seat in the wrong way so you can do it the correct way—the way you told him in the first place. #vacation

The person that used the family restroom before us was smoking a cigarette in there. 1) why 2) why in THE AIRPORT 3) WHY IN THE COMPANION BATHROOM. I have alerted the authorities and am searching for the man responsible. 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

It has been months since I’ve been to a drag show, but a queen that sings live will always have my 💸💸💸

I’ve been nervously sitting on an email notifying me our airbnb host rated me. I’m so nervous I can’t read it. I should not be this worried but I am. #enneagram3

House is so clean. Must have lots of homework. #procrastinationqueen

As long as I have a lot of homework to do, I might as well start doing something I don’t need to. Was going to start with a transcription of the Bible study my mom did on bitcoin being a sign of the end times. You know, just in case she is right I can say I knew it first.

Feeling a productive “burning the midnight oil” this evening. It might be because I’m drinking coffee at 11:30PM, but hey, this homework isn’t going to do itself 🤷🏻‍♀️

It was a day. Tomorrow is another. Let’s hope I wake up for yoga because it is needed.

We are home. Traveled thru WI at 20 MPH while I held my phone in front of E with the Wiggles playing b/c he wouldn’t nap and was inconsolable about the speed at which we are traveling. I don’t even know what I want/need and I’m v sure I have carpal tunnel.

Last night at the Airbnb so we are going on a scavenger hunt to find all of the beer cars we had to hide since we are only 31 years old.

It is bleak....we are so desperate to get out that we are going to chick fil a for lemonade and the playland.

So much pie. So much coffee. Not enough Valium.

If I hear one more positive comment about T$ump I will lose my ever-loving mind. Also I’ve got so many stories about secret militias and conspiracy theories if you’re interested in buying my new book coming out soon. #myfamilyisdelusional

So thankful I got this 😒