lamps

isn’t clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun?

all this macy’s on I got star power

the first time in years the titans aren’t on the receiving end of a screen grab like this

me watching my girl shop from across the store I don’t wanna be at

models are a scam, lemme see that shirt on a busted uggo then I’ll buy it

crouching unc hidden auntie

walking around walmart without a gun and now I got gomo

want to start an improv group called slipknut but nobody wants to do improv with me (the name isn’t the problem)

love when steve starts cooking and says posting schedule be damned

going to see geese tonight and am hoping gen z will respect a senior citizen (32) just trying to enjoy a pilsner in the back

gettin pussy at toyotathon

if you ain’t indigenous get tf out my bigenous

we need croc guardian caps with jibbitz on the helmets

tmz office looks fun everyone’s standing and shooting the shit all day

british dudes be having the ugliest calf tats you’ve ever seen