@lbertlm

Filologia catalana i tennis taula, faig servir això de diari i esbarjo. Hopemaxing.

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Joined June 2023
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Tornant de buscar bolets amb el cistell ple al maleter, la lluna plena davant meu i el cel rogent al retrovisor; la vida és bona.
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Em sembla boig que els xinesos s'ofenguin per dir que Mao era un dictador, pell més fina que el paper de vàter
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🇨🇦 ¹⁵@Dr__Ignacio6h
Mourinho: “why is Mbappé late for training?” *Mbappe waking up on the other side of the world in a CCP correction camp after his Maobappe meme statement*:
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vain@nortnaib14h
how to not feel constantly behind when everyone around u has 3 internships 2 publications 5 leadership positions 6 jobs 1099923 dollars 83933 friends and theyre at the bars every night
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Mahdi@ItsMahdiAsadiOct 26
Israel ישראל
@IsraelOct 25
17 years old and already making headlines at FC Barcelona! ⚽🇮🇱 Israeli midfielder Orian Goren started his football journey at Maccabi Petah Tikva before joining Barcelona in 2023. Now, he's been named in the squad for today's El Clásico against Real Madrid in Spain! With a potential La Liga debut, he's on the verge of becoming the first Israeli to play for Barcelona in the Spanish league. What an exciting moment for Israeli football! 👏 #fcbarcelona #elclasico #laliga #football #teamisrael
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Estar unemployed nivell anar a buscar bolets un dilluns per la tarda
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A la tarda ******
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sogmay@soggunismOct 26
my entire feed the last hour was brazilian women’s tits with lula stickers and now he won. I know what i’m doing in november
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Nugs
@NugjokesOct 26
Always tell boomers your unemployed and not looking for work even if you have a job. Ruin their day.
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Entre això i O agente secreto ja veig que els brasilenys són la gent amb més aura del món
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@ultras_antifaaOct 24
Lula was only 33 when he led the strike alongside the metalworkers’ union that challenged Brazil’s military dictatorship. He secured wage increases and was imprisoned. His rival, the far-right Flávio Bolsonaro, on the other hand, has had only one occupation since the age of 21: spending his wealthy family’s money and engaging in far-right thuggery.
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Roose@RuNosePOct 25
the ultimate amalgamation of "unc still got it"
The Package 🇵🇸@Okonkwo_SportsOct 25
I’m actually blown away by the aura
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partit que em perdo partit que perdem
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Acollonant. El tipus de cosa que si passés al revés (que mai ha passat) ens estarien fotent en vena durant setmanes. Puta Espanya i putíssims castellanots inadaptats de merda.
Marc Serrano i Òssul-Crusafont@marcossulOct 24
Atac ultraespanyolista i ultradretà a casa per exhibir-hi l'estelada —a altres veïns estelats, també. La gentussa que heu perpetrat aquesta nit dels vidres trencats ridícula voleu fer-nos por. No ens en feu i, amb un somriure, continuarem fent-la voleiar mentre calgui. #Sabadell
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Avui he conegut una Josepa Maria histèrica de twitter irl, pitjor experiència mai viscuda
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No suporto la gent permamentment confrontativa amb el cortisol disparat, relaxeu una mica cony
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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El Celeste és el millor plataformes que s'ha fet mai, period
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men after sleeping w me once
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