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A special message from @chadmichaelmurray (aka Cal) from #SullivansCrossing.
My Samsung always types a Q instead of an A. I wonder if that's how that whole debauchery started. Q type-o.
I have thirteen chairs.
I have four sofas.
I have one ass.
Never been good at math but I'm pretty sure I dont need all that.
Dear internet: I was not born in 1971. Not even close. And moreover, on an emotional level, I'm even ten years younger than that. So just stop. Thanks.
Someone on my flight took my seat. But I feel if I claim it, that'll be the day seat A in my row gets sucked out the window.
For anyone who likes true crime, That Chapter is one of the best channels I've seen.
Such great storytelling.
youtube.com/c/ThatChapter
All this kitchen needs.... is some leopard print wallpaper!!! 🐆🐆🐆🐆
... and cabinets, and a countertop, and paint, and a deep clean.... etc, etc, etc...
Watching the storm roll in with nothing but sunshine inside* thanks to some country flower swoon.
*Full disclosure, there is also rain inside.... because, the roof. It leaks.
I love how completely accurate the internet is. Believe everything you read. EVERYTHING.
thebiography.org/who-is-laur…
