event management, striving to be the 6th spice girl, looking for a rainbow in every storm loving the country life in the middle of no-where. Pipe Ridware.
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MAHOOSIVE SPIDER just tried to leg it across the rug in the lounge
Felt full force of my slipper
Me in my head
Whilst shitting myself hoping the tarantula doesnt run up my slipper and onto my arm😂😂
Tesco delivery arrived tonight
The lovely Shaun who is about 7 foot tall and can carry 2 crates of wine in one go
He had a few trips to the van 🤣🤣
Every Tesco should have one
Gave him a tub of Heroes to say thanks !
Hey @Tesco
My delivery was due between 1800 - 1900
Tracking dropped at 1830 and no updates since
And its nowhere to be seen
Can you help!??
Trying to justify spending £250 on the Tesco delivery
And will still struggle for summat for tea this week
OK
Fuck off
The wine was on offer🤣🤣🤣
Would you pay £825 for a pre lit Christmas Tree????
No
Nor me
But thats what White Company were selling today
Has the world gone mad
Do posh people actually pay this kind of money???
We have a 12ft great fuck off tree, paid £200 on ebay for it 10yrs ago….
Fucksake
The lunatics have taken over the asylum
Quick visit to tesco on way home
The panic buying had started
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Bloody tele whipping people up into a panic
Calm the fuck down, Doris!
Day off
Cat had me up at 540am
Scheduled power outage while works being done so the leccy went off at 930am
Hubster took day off due to weather forecast
So much for a relaxing day!!
What Fridays should be about
Not doom & bloody gloom!
🦧🦦 A Belgian zoo introduced a gang of otters to its orangutans to keep them from getting bored. And then all hell broke loose!
At Pairi Daiza Zoo in Belgium, staff came up with an unusual idea: let a family of Asian small-clawed otters share a habitat with the giant ginger orangutans.
And it turned out to be a brilliant idea! The little furry troublemakers started climbing out of the water, pestering the orangutans, and challenging them to play. And the orangutans happily joined in!
An orangutan named Ujian and his son Berani became especially close friends with the otters.
In 2020, photos of this adorable and unlikely friendship went viral around the world.
6am alarm off cos no work
Flo cat meowing like her leg is falling off
Dash down to her
She just wants feeding 🙄
Its 540am 😳🤦🏻♀️
Thanks Flo
🥱🥱🥱🥱
Is there a better feeling than doing an hour of zumba
And then undoing the top clip of your sports bra
Oh
The
Relief 😂😂😂
Had a bloody lovely day
Family
Granddaughter (no pics allowed)
Cant stop smiling
Just sat down with a large vino!!!
Went to the fridge this morning to find a bottle of washing up liquid in the door with the milk
Yep
I’ve finally gone mad
For my 50th (2018) Hubster took me to see Pete Tong at the o2 at my request
I absolutely loved it
He is gigging next summer at our local forest
And husbter cant think of owt worse
Anyone wanna go !?! 😂