Wacky English proletarian idiot.

Joined June 2014
There's nothing funnier than a fully grown man carrying a rucksack. Got all your little things in there have you mate? Grow up
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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I'm not happy about this; just been sensationally BANNED from the local leisure centre for WEARING A POPPY and also I left a huge shite in the showers.
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None of your "woke" Spotify nonsense please, round these parts we listen to real music 😎
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Dan retweeted
The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Manchester United in trouble here
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Be careful out in that wind! I opened my door and nearly got blown off!
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Everything ok babe? You've barely touched your tin of Temu Fray Bentos Cauliflower and Cheese flavour soup
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Who up observing their swans?
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Red Stripe at night, workers rights. Red Stripe in the morning, final warning.
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it’s late in the evenin she’s wonderin what clothes to wear she puts on her make up and brushes her long blonde hair and then she asks me do i look alright? and i say where’s your fucking poppy
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Yer Da is fuming because Andy Burnham's on Gogglebox
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Could you tell the difference between the real ones and the Audi ones in a taste test? You Tube Gregg Wallace Way.
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Cameo Messages - birthdays, engagements weddings or a promotion. Make somebody smile with a cameo message.
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You're laughing? Rio Ferdinand is posting sad selfies and you're laughing?
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Manchester United in trouble here
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great tribute to Bobby Charlton from United as they get Comoed over
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Stop putting fucking cranberry sauce in all the festive sandwiches, alright? It's disgusting. Won't tell you again.
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The UK government have opened offices around the country to recruit and enlist thousands of people who are saying they like country music. This is horrible
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Sweeney Todd. I produced this last night. I’m thinking of doing YouTube films, looking at iconic figures. Truth and fiction.
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