one time I almost died via a palm tree and that's when I truly started living

Austin, TX
Joined March 2009
Idk what I'm more irked by: the fact that I'm gf or the fact that I'm nobody's gf
get me away from snakes. keep snakes away from me.
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everyone walking around half vaccinated
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Don't forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn't real!
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i want the news to leave meghan markle alone and tell me if armie hammer ate someone
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nothing will ever compare to the feeling of MoviePass
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from january
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– at Chicago, IL
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What an absolutely remarkable photo.
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Very cool to include the Cheesecake Factory menu in this special ceremony.
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Officer Goodman, promoted to Acting Deputy Senate Sergeant at Arms, escorting our new VP. #InaugurationDay  How it started: How it’s going:
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What you mean speechless son go suit up
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guy fieri looks like if santa claus was in sugar ray
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"she'll be the best you ever had if you let her"
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bathe me in matcha
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Beyond fear, destiny awaits. Watch the trailer for the highly anticipated #DuneMovie now.
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This is the earliest I've been in bed since quarantine started happy labor day
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End of summer thunderstorms >>>
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