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F**k Olise nonchalant smile but who's that baddie at the back omds 😭
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F**k Olise nonchalant smile but who's that baddie at the back omds 😭
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I wish the balondor could reward footballers or a team that scores strange goals wtf is this 😭
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So this is where it all started Harry Kane being the balondor πŸ†
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So this is where it all started Harry Kane being the balondor πŸ†
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Bro forget the balondor just zoom in and look at that cake at her back omds when did she get so pretty 😭
Alexia Putellas, winner of the 2021 and 2022 Ballon d'Or, is on the red carpet #ballondor
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I wish the balondor could reward footballers or a team that scores strange goals wtf is this 😭
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🚨BREAKING: the top 10 balondor have finally been revealed #BallonDor 10. Lionel Messi 9. Fabian Ruiz 8. E. Haaland 7. K. Kvaratskhelia 6. Rodri 5. Dembele 4.Micheal Olise 3. Mba.......late
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My combined XI of Chelsea and Liverpool we can all say this cool
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Lamine Yamal biggest nightmare has always been this guy look at bullying omds 😭
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This is the best performance from a midfielder in the UCL history expcecially doing against most in form Real Madrid side 😳
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Teng hag Mbuemo Bruno Fernandes Mason Mount Cunha M.Carrick Baleba Santos Yoro Maguire Rashford All these players and more where top of their game until they joined Manchester united they're now SH*T. why players keep of signing for Man united then? 😭😭
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16yr old Mbappe is better than any version of Lamine Yamal
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16yr old Mbappe is better than any version of Lamine Yamal
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David Moyes was right about Xabi Alonso football he allow us to play with cowardness sometimes
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