Writer, raconteuse, extroverted introvert, craft beer lover, grand ideaist. Dreams in digital, tweets in sarcasm.
Lancaster, PA
Joined February 2009
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Halloween starts September first - adjust your TBRs accordingly. I don’t make the rules
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So pleased to announce that my paper, "If I Fits I Sits: A Citizen Science Investigation into Illusory Contour Susceptibility in Domestic Cats (Felis silvestris catus) has just been published in AABS! #IfIFitsISits #CatSquare #CitizenScience #CommunityScience
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I need an app that connects you to someone who just finished the same book you did so you can talk about it.
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I went to the grocery store this afternoon. As I was walking in I heard a woman yell to me from her car. I walked over and found an elderly woman and her husband. She cracked her window open a bit more, and explained to me nearly in tears that they are afraid to go in the store.
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The line of folks waiting to pick up foster dogs for the weekend so coastal shelters can evacuate here before #HurricanceFlorence. Many more behind me. Sometimes humans are okay. ❤️
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“from the state with 84 percent of the u.s. fresh water but none for its residents to drink, i am miss michigan emily sioma” — the new #missamerica2019 pageant did not come to play
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I grimaced when I saw that the latest episode of @callyrgf is about weddings. Y’all. IT IS SO GOOD. What if, instead of your wedding being the only day you get to shine and see the love from your friends, we made the effort to regularly affirm people for who and what they are?
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This is Oakley. He picked you some flowers. Hopes they’re your favorite color. If not, he can try again. 14/10 they’re perfect, Oakley
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Want to freak yourself out? I'm gonna show just how much of your information the likes of Facebook and Google store about you without you even realising it
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March is #WomensHistoryMonth, and we have a new collection of poems, articles, podcasts, and more to celebrate it! poet.ly/Cngh30iGbzb
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Roses are red
And smell nothing like farts
My neural net made you
These sweet candy hearts
#ValentinesMyAlgorithm
ALT Candy hearts reading: team bear, time hug, fang, bog love, all hover, sweat poo, u hack, stank love, hole, love 2000 hogs yea, heart me, time bear, wink bear, bear bear, be my bear, yak o way, you are bare, mage love, oy, in a fan, cool cud, you rear, my hag, or my bun, book
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.@JasonKelce is having a beer-chugging, police-bike-riding, f-bomb-dropping good time at the #EaglesParade … all while dressed like a Mummer. phillyvoice.com/mummer-jason…
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write it. the sooner u write it the sooner it will exist apart from u. the sooner u can spend days thinking its no good then come back to it realizing its better than u thought. the sooner u can convince urself some past version of u wrote it and now u can get to work updating it
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BREAKING NEWS The 2017 #NobelPrize in Literature is awarded to the English author Kazuo Ishiguro – at Stockholm, Sweden
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Preserve Botanical Finds and Other Travel Specimens With This Unique Japanese Stationery thisiscolossal.com/2017/10/p…
