@lenphil29

if you take sport seriously enough to get mad at my bad jokes that's on you. Not an expert on anything, obvs. landing anecdotes through vivid, concise absurdity

 Brisbane, Queensland
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Post 2025 Trade Week. We are down to only 19 left already!
Lenny Phillips@lenphil2921 Aug 2023
This is a really weirdly specific thing to say, and I'm just the right level of petty to be willing to track it. 48 on the current list, 80% of a flag side is 18 players. What comes first - 31 blokes leaving or a flag? Tune in to find out
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that's a michael slater-esque way to get out in the 90s really
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thank the lord
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On the positive side, getting through 27 overs in a first session feels like a record for the cartel
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he's nearly killed a guy

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Pat Cummins has won the toss and elected to avoid a Nathan Lyon 4th innings 0/85
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Let Marnus bat 4 and bring in Bolo to bat 3
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maybe it'll be the next big TV rights deal that'll put enough money in the game so that the traditionally small Melbourne clubs don't have to take games away from their home base to survive
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breaking my moratorium on having any fixture views in October to mock WA people with very poor pattern recognition for apparently discovering today that east coast based sporting leagues give zero fucks about what works for them
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powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerd17h
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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how it feels simply letting all the fixture announcements in October I see wash over me without putting any thought at all into whether they are good or not
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I appreciate caring about stuff is important and good; on the flip side this league demonstrates time and time again it absolutely does not deserve anyone to spend energy in October caring about the men's season five months away
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To paraphrase Ellyse Perry; if this is ever going to happen, make it happen to England
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reputation of logan about to take a national hit, fark
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Bailey Kenzie
@BaileyKenzie9Oct 24
#BREAKING: Police sources tell me multiple people are in a life-threatening condition after a shooting at Loganholme this evening. Reports the shooting happened at a boxing event at Fitzy’s Loganholme. More to come. @9NewsAUS @9NewsQueensland
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NZ cricket score bug strip at the bottom of screen is out of control. Why do we need the boundary count as a permanent fixture
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they've changed it to just a single strip that says INDIA NEED 30 RUNS TO WIN OFF 13 BALLS if you are wondering who the key target market is for the broadcasters
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Bevon jacobs you just dropped the hero vida t20i series trophy
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they're calling him Mr Perfect
cricket.com.au
@cricketcomauOct 24
Handy start to the #OneDayCup career from Victoria first-gamer Matt Hennig!
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Tasmania claiming to be playing a man named "John Montgomery" but it's not 1947?
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kicking out on the full from 4m out is so collingwood W
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57 cricket games to choose from on a Thursday night, hit Friday and we have India v Zimbabwe women's ODI or Collingwood AFLW 🤢 Grim areasn
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"try getting a life" no fuck you
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it's 2026 i should not be subjected to watch sabrina frederick play football
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