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For @TheCut, I wrote about one of my best friends. Thank you @stellabugbee and @_jordanlarson for making this happen.
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Latest from Schmatta: Trompe L'oeil in the Era of the Deepfake
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Are you a "design" parent? And do people hate on you? Same.
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Leonora Epstein retweeted
A thrilling romp (IMHO) into the history of post-breakup pads by me!!!
Today on Schmatta, @monodialogue dives into the history of divorce design!
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Today on Schmatta, @monodialogue dives into the history of divorce design!
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Where America shops, pt. 2, by @leonoraepstein open.substack.com/pub/schmat…
This AI decorating tool turned my daughter into a giant butt plug, by @leonoraepstein open.substack.com/pub/schmat…
The mystery of the Benetton clock, by @leonoraepstein open.substack.com/pub/schmat…
Sad News/Plaid News, by @leonoraepstein open.substack.com/pub/schmat…
My thoughts on the decor of the new Frasier reboot:
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Martinis need to be central to your decor, by @leonoraepstein open.substack.com/pub/schmat…
Leonora Epstein retweeted
can't you computer people make the internet more mystical michevious and magical, and make us unlock things and get codes to websites, and win prizes for reading articles like the golden ticket in willy wonka, and just over all have more of a fun time – at Manhattan, NY
AMAAAZING things you will save/buy, I PROMISE, by @leonoraepstein open.substack.com/pub/schmat…
Your childhood as told through backpacks, by @leonoraepstein open.substack.com/pub/schmat…
Here's a Racist Women's College Quilt From the '20s, by @leonoraepstein open.substack.com/pub/schmat…
There has been ZERO available customer support since yesterday and your lines are still closed. Even a supposedly open London office isn’t picking up. We are on a deadline in terms of travel and our lack of options/help is appalling. Not to mention we are traveling with a toddler
Welcome to Schmattaaaaaaaaaa
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I'm doing another newsletter thing. It's really about nothing but you might find some '90s and/or decor gems in here:
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