Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!!! You hurt Logan Cooley and you get a Jack McBain ass kicking.

My worst nightmare.

Rare Sergy fight!

Yet another shaky timelapse. I promise I’m sober. Mostly.

Spoooky puck.

Mammoth Hometown Remix jersey released! Sorry, it’s actually a game-worn Salt Lake Golden Eagles jersey. Yes it’s mine from when I was a young man. Yes I’m old.

Buck has fully embraced Utah culture. Yesterday I saw him drinking a Swig and saying, “this Dirty Raspberry Vanillarama is fetchin delightful!”

Everyone needs a hero sometimes.

Utah Mammoth fans are the best!

Thinking of you, @Jonnybgbold.

I’ve had up & down opinions about Hayton, but his hustle made this happen. Sima got the goal, but Hayts got the win.

Trocheck, Yams, and Sima as the 3 stars. What an amazing, upside down fucking game!!!

Trocheck giving Simashev a congratulatory face rub to celebrate his first NHL goal.

Get the masking tape ready! Sima gets his first!! #TusksUp

Logan moon. Looks bigger than the moon I normally see in Salt Lake.

CC: @utahmammoth

Someone please let me know if Cooley & Guenther make an appearance on GameDay this year like they did in 2025. Until then I’m watching Columbo.

🎤🎤🎤 “Welcome to College GameDay, from the beautiful University of Utah campus! GameDay porta-potties sponsored by the Vegas Golden Knights! You’ll always want a toilet nearby with Golden Knights hockey™️.” 🎤🎤🎤

I’m happy to hear I haven’t licked a Veggie photo on my phone for the last time.

Badly might be a bit of a stretch.

I just asked a mall Santa if he could bring me a Guenther and Cooley goal tonight.