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Father • Pub Enhancer • Swimmer • Terraformer • Brewer • Cook • My views, get over it.

Perranwharf
Joined February 2011
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Everything they are doing to the NHS they did to British Rail. Underfunded it, exhausted the srvice, got the public angry and then said privatisation is the solution. We cannot allow that to happen - RT if you agree
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Hope home brew ok? When we trying?
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Say what you want, but these Downing Street parties sound absolutely amazing. Imagine going to a party so mad that you have to carry out an enquiry to find out whether it was in your house and whether or not you went.
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Assistant Coach, Matt Jess, with a 'Work From Home Workout' for the players this week!* *Wearing a cape is optional. Feats of absolute super human strength are not 🦸‍♂️!
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Hi all, Just to let you know that this month's quiz has been postponed. Apologies firstly, will keep you informed as when we plan to hold it.
A taste of 100 @TheEdenSessions on @BBCFOUR tomorrow night - not to be missed I'd say. cornwalllive.com/whats-on/mu…
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Just to confirm that tonight is Game Night and not Curry Night.
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It's time for Quarter-final 2 of the SDCC Cricket Broadcaster of the Year 2019 ! Who will face Sir Alastair Cook in the Semis, @BumbleCricket or @jimmaxcricket ? Vote for your favourite and then give the retweet button some love #CBOTY2019
30%David Lloyd
70%Jim Maxwell
224 votes • Final results
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Classic give this a RT
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Fancy listening to the final hour of the extraordinary Test at Headingley? Thought you might! Super Stokes saves the Ashes - a @BBCSounds special. 🎧bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p07lmf… #bbccricket #ASHES
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For everyone who’s not been able to see us play the new material yet, here’s the first look at one of the new songs #FakeYourWayThrough filmed by @DistillerMusic. It feels incredible to be able to share a song we’ve enjoyed getting to play live. Watch: youtu.be/zVMS-Ry4W-Y
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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Whatever you do don't choose this: T3 Toryspotting
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I was staying in a hotel last night. I phoned down to reception. “Hi, this is Neil in room 24 Can I have a wake up call , please?” She said “Yes, You’re in your mid 40s, single , live with your mother and have achieved nothing in life !" 😂😂
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You misspelled USA.
I’ve done more damage to ISIS than all recent presidents....not even close!
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I somewhat vexed at a snappish answer Madam Williams did give me to herself, upon my speaking a free word to her in mirth, calling her a mad jade. She answered, we were not so well acquainted yet.
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Possibly my favourite Dickens line, from the 175-year-old Christmas Carol, that we should think of each other as "fellow passengers to the grave".
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The Premier Inn in Aberystwyth has pushed the boat out with festive decorations this year. It's like bloody Lapland.
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Polish Dragon Boat Racing, also known as "tug of oars".
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If ever anyone deserved a Monday off, it's @DulwichHamletFC's number 2! Give that man a rise! https://xitter.gq/t.co/BTTDtPk2Ym #MondayMotivation
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