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i got asked to
' please protect me, trade '
so i replied , making a joke,
' a pirate asking for their traded goods to be secured '
& was subsequently told to kms .
. . . MIND YOU , THIS PERSON WAS WEARING A piRate COSTUME ???
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/ UNNERF HER RIGHT FUCKING NOW 😭😭‼️‼️‼️
..AT LEAST FOR mE!!! I TRY TO ONLY USE IT TO HELP SAVE MYSELF WHEN IM THE LAST SURVIVOR , NOOOOoooo 😭😭 I DONT EVEN LIKE FIGHTING MICHAEL LIKE THAT 😭 UNNERF THE TOM 😭😭!!
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yeah ! uh-huh 😸 !
no time like the present, right! funfact, that's actually my favorite ghost in the Christmas carol , the ghost of Christmas pres-
OMG!! cuisine just reminded me-
I LOVE THE MICROWAVE CUISINES- YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE PENGUIN & THE - UM, tHe--
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the BROWNIE of STRANGE SUBSTANCE !!
I CAN TOTALLY BRING SOME AS A HOUSEWARMING GIFT !
pun intended !
because i'll be Warming it ..
IN your HOUSE , AhA- LOL 😸 !!
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everytime someone has higher athleticism than me , i get a little impudent . because why are you running faster than me when you aren't even planning on making this a career
i should stop you in the middle of us running for our lives & let you know how upset this makes me
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you know !! before you put it in the oven ! it's all like... squishy.. & gross... & stuff... like.. flops all over.. eugh, & LEAKS !
.. are you allowed near ovens ?
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i don't know How people can cook , why can't food just become food ??
I HATE TOUCHING SQUISHY MEAT !!!
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myers called me a slur because he heard me say , ' i'm addicted to pumping with you man ' over the phone to my friend , mind you i'm talking about pumping IRON , get your grind In , myers , not ON !
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doing this to michael myers
cause uhhh , can't you See i'm like?
.. TRYING to use a MEDKIT here?
uhhh , give a girl five minutes , okay ?
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