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leveragedchimp

@leveragedchimp

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Joined June 2024
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just beat the “these numbers look off” allegations from my VP
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by far, one of colleagues is genuinely one of my best friends now
Illiquid Insights (@IlliquidInsight) profile pictureIlliquid Insights
@IlliquidInsightOct 23
The best part of investment banking is the bullpen camaraderie. You can’t replicate the friendships / trauma bonds formed from all the absurd MD asks, late nights and blown up weekends.
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Rishab Mishra
@rishabmishraaOct 17
Visualize. Visualize harder. Look at the end state and work your way backwards. Repeatedly tell yourself anything is possible. It sounds like internet bs but it’s honestly all true. It’s all just thoughts and we can reverse psyop the default doomerism of our brains.
Avijeet | Personal Branding Strategist (@avijeet_writes) profile pictureAvijeet | Personal Branding Strategist
@avijeet_writesOct 17
I think if I want the best life in 2027, apart from relentless execution for these 2.5 months, I need only one thing: delusional optimism.
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MD paid for drinks and took all juniors to the club.. 8% recovery my liver dude
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man i can see this from a mile away, i just need to get there in time to profit ffs
Atmospheric Ignition (@digitalpeyote) profile pictureAtmospheric Ignition@digitalpeyoteOct 13
Replying to @JesseTinsley
Distressed debt deal guys owning the majority of 2035 compute is the most entertaining outcome
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1 slither of carry in a special sits fund will retire so many people , i need it 😣
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- living in the most abundant time in human history - living a better life than 99.9% of human history
♟️ (@dreeezabz) profile picture♟️@dreeezabzOct 12
This can’t be all there is to life
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you can literally do ANYTHING btw. not saying there is no structural issues but young “western” men doom posting feels like cancer.
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district line is cancer , every weekend i have plans it’s fucking down
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i wish i could see this so bad lol
Ed Zitron (@edzitron) profile pictureEd Zitron
@edzitronOct 6
Bahahahahahhaah
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what work did to me this week can’t be televised & supposed to be my chill rotation fml
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but even with ai (dogshit btw) recommend ib to anyone to start. will leave to buyside godwilling but even if you want a chill job after. it’s like getting 5 years work experience in 2 years. defending analysis being used for huge ceos & 9/10 fig decisions is crazy
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gave up this no headphones during the day gimmick so fast uzi unreleased while modelling
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went to black corporate event larp olympics & my expectations were low but somehow it failed to reach em now have to turn comments my associate gave me for tomorrow morning ❤️
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okay i met one mutual & that was actually cool but terrible besides that. one bc so much larp was horrible to make good connects, maybe made 1/2. & then what made it even worse there was like only 2 baddies that were on job 💔💔
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nothing actually ever happens won again i hate british politics badly
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKSep 29
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has pledged to scrap the state pension triple lock after the next election "From April 2030, we will adjust it. The state pension will continue to rise every year at least by prices or 2.5%"
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like saw the news yesterday and lowkey thought wow this guy might actually be a lion & sacrifice himself for the good of the future but nope. same as always posturing with no real impact. kick the can down the road..
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this lululemon & alo gimmick i got going on rn is crazy
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cutting off the perfect girl who is my exact type in everything but she’s 5’0 i’m 5’11 , i can’t doom my son if i have kids sigh, life is terrible
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holyyyy
Alex Godofsky (@AlexGodofsky) profile pictureAlex Godofsky
@AlexGodofskySep 24
WHAT
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