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lewis

@lewiskerr

kill jester

 Dalkeith, Scotland
Joined January 2013
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If you think Russell Brand was targeted because he was speaking up against "the establishment" then someone needs to cut your sandwiches into circles for you so that you don't hurt yourself on the corners.
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Place should be fucking empty. Dunno what it’ll take for folk to fuck these games off
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@CelticFCNov 5
📋 Our starting XI for #CelticBeşiktaş #UEL | #CelticFC🍀
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k_07@K_h__1888Nov 4
I’ll always love him for what’s he’s done for the club prior to this season but fuck me I cannot wait till Martin leaves man. He’s miles out his depth as a “modern” football manager and coach
Housey (@Housey__) profile pictureHousey@Housey__Nov 4
“Drawing consolation that Lask keep winning their matches” 🤯
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k@kxsmoNov 2
Still the best tweet of all time
BeCo (@BeCo74) profile pictureBeCo@BeCo7415 Sep 2014
I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.
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The Celtic board, at the Greenock Q&A, saying: ‘Failure to qualify for the Champions League did not impact the transfer budget’ They are either lying or were happy to go into the CL with a below par squad that would have been battered in every match. Either way it’s a disgrace
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Arrogant cunt. Sick of him.
Champions67 (@Champions_67) profile pictureChampions67@Champions_67Nov 1
Can't wait for O'Neill to point out we are still top of the league in a dismissive tone.
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🗣️ “Remarkably, we’re still top of the league.” 🗣️ “We came from a mile behind last season to win the league.” 🗣️ “I keep out the noise.” Martin O’Neill says Celtic will “get a reaction” after their 2-0 loss to Falkirk ⤵️
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@CelticFCNov 1
85' - Subs for Celtic: 🔛 McCowan & Tounekti ↩ Baur & Hassan 🟦2️⃣-0️⃣🟩 #FALCEL | #CelticFC🍀
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Just fuck off martin
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@CelticFCNov 1
85' - Subs for Celtic: 🔛 McCowan & Tounekti ↩ Baur & Hassan 🟦2️⃣-0️⃣🟩 #FALCEL | #CelticFC🍀
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Martin O’Neill cannot be Celtic manager come Thursday night. Get rid along with every member of the backroom staff. Obviously the board won’t have any idea who to appoint next but enough is enough.
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Tony watt x the clucking chickens
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Replying to @BigDaveWHUFC
There were only 2 games in Britain in season 04-05 than finished 7-1. Rangers V Dundee United and Man City V Barnsley. The same two goalkeepers played in both games - Ronald Waterreus for Rangers and City, Nick Colgan for Dundee Utd and Barnsley.
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"We waste 45 minutes of football, we don't really do things properly, the shape of the team isn't right." Can now see the full context here: youtu.be/_HqzjT0w3Ro For me, goes further than the much discussed Cameron Carter-Vickers interview. Can sense real frustration.
Post Match Media Conference: Callum McGregor (28/10/26)

Post Match Media Conference: Callum McGregor (28/10/26)

Callum McGregor gave his thoughts to the media after yesterday's 2-...

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DJB@DJB1888Oct 28
Like CCV said, RANDOM. No style of play whatsoever, simply relying on individual players and moments to win us games. Shambles
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Nancy levels of unlistenable. Just leave
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🎙️ We spoke to Martin O’Neill after #CELDUTD #CelticFC🍀
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The days of throwing 11 players onto a football pitch and hoping for the best is long gone. We don’t have the quality to rely on individual brilliance every week. This squad is in dire need of some competent coaching. 3 wins in 9 is sackable.
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Sack him tonight and his failed Hibs assistant. Least coached team I’ve ever seen. Can anyone spot a game plan? Buckle in cause there will be a lot more slogs like that to come
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It ends level at Celtic Park. #CELDUTD | #CelticFC🍀
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@AGCeltic_Oct 25
Never seen a more uncoached unfit Celtic side ever than this one. How much more of this grinding out with no actual structure or game plan are we going to endure? Fucking sick to death of it
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A lot of Hearts fans who attended the game today saying they didnt hear the full time whistle again
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