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my hottest take is that I have never been sick of the Wicked press. I love every moment. I laugh every time. they're soooo entertaining and i'm sorry I eat it up!!
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every time a non floridian posts about florida i feed them to the alligators living in the pond by my apartment
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and if you started using the r-word again in the last 2-4 years? that's right. 25 to life, bench trial. and the judge presiding has pronouns you never heard in your life
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ATTENTION GAY PEOPLE ‼️ apparently AO3 WILL BE BACK AND RUNNING on TUESDAY NOVEMBER 10TH AT EXACTLY 8 PM EST. but in order to access it you must first text “AMBER” to 21523 TEN TIMES and go to dwtsvote.abc.com/ AND SAVE TEN VOTES TO AMBER GLENN.
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Having a trad Halloween party. Only witches, mummies, scarecrows, zombies, vampires, and Frankensteins allowed. No niche online meme references. If you have to explain what your costume is or show a reference photo, you’re not allowed in.
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It's true I got to record for this! I had fun and everybody was really nice to me. They let me keep the fish!
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getting drunk off the heated rivalry cocktails and watching shane and ilya fall in love on the big screen #dreamdate
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needing everyone to show up the movie theater a solid 20 minutes before the previews even start because what if there’s a long concessions line & we’ll need to pee & get settled & what if someone sits in the seats we reserved & we have to politely but firmly correct them
































