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top 0.001% of diet pepsi listeners • she/her • orlando fl

Joined March 2010
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my hottest take is that I have never been sick of the Wicked press. I love every moment. I laugh every time. they're soooo entertaining and i'm sorry I eat it up!!
SHE IS NOT REAL 😭😭😭😭😭
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🚨VIEWER WARNING🚨  Meet Alyssa Edwards: James Talarico’s favorite sick and twisted drag queen.
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every time a non floridian posts about florida i feed them to the alligators living in the pond by my apartment
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fuck it lemme press play on a safiya nygaard video
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and if you started using the r-word again in the last 2-4 years? that's right. 25 to life, bench trial. and the judge presiding has pronouns you never heard in your life
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ATTENTION GAY PEOPLE ‼️ apparently AO3 WILL BE BACK AND RUNNING on TUESDAY NOVEMBER 10TH AT EXACTLY 8 PM EST. but in order to access it you must first text “AMBER” to 21523 TEN TIMES and go to dwtsvote.abc.com/ AND SAVE TEN VOTES TO AMBER GLENN.
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Tweeting “vote blue” to my 99% gay and female audience
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me at work when someone tries to get a ticket to ebenezer
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me tmrw in my red state
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They're calling it the most unproductive day ever. They're calling me Big Useless
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54 days til Christmas
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Having a trad Halloween party. Only witches, mummies, scarecrows, zombies, vampires, and Frankensteins allowed. No niche online meme references. If you have to explain what your costume is or show a reference photo, you’re not allowed in.
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It's true I got to record for this! I had fun and everybody was really nice to me. They let me keep the fish!
‘THE SIMPSONS’ will air an episode titled ‘The Kosmic Kruiser’ where Bart and Lisa break into Krustyland’s “most notorious and failed attraction.” Jenny Nicholson will appear in a guest role.
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I leave the cinema thinking every movie is the greatest movie of all time, the atmosphere completely strips away my sense of objectivity for a good 24 hours
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Replying to @jk_rowling
Oh my god, SHUT UP
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i feel like shit #decoyDan
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magic, madness, heaven, sin
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getting drunk off the heated rivalry cocktails and watching shane and ilya fall in love on the big screen #dreamdate
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glee reboot but they’ll never achieve something like this again
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needing everyone to show up the movie theater a solid 20 minutes before the previews even start because what if there’s a long concessions line & we’ll need to pee & get settled & what if someone sits in the seats we reserved & we have to politely but firmly correct them
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