Not a programmer. AI just listens to me better than it listens to you.
Joined March 2025
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RENT WAS DUE AT MIDNIGHT. MY ROOMMATE COULDN'T PAY HER HALF. I HAD $140.27
so at 1:43pm i gave $140 to Grok Bot and its 5 cat agents
11:42pm: all $1,850 paid. and next month's covered too
1:40pm, my lock screen:
landlord: "hi Lexi, reminder: rent ($1,850) is due today"
landlord: "the portal adds a $150 late fee after midnight"
roommate: "babe i'm so so sorry i can't do my half this month"
and one from Grok Bot: "your 5 agents are ready, add $140 to start"
my Apple Cash balance was $140.27. that was everything
i set the session to end at 11:59pm. one minute before the late fee
it can't withdraw money on its own, and i set the limits for every trade
the 5 cats, each one free code from GitHub:
→ Ginger jumps on brand new coins
→ Siamese copies the wallets that keep winning
→ Calico places the trades
→ Tux is the bouncer: checks every coin for scams, cuts anything down 8%
→ Persian makes the final call
the app shows a little house with 12 windows. they light up one by one as the balance gets closer to rent
the first trades, 1:43pm:
Ginger, MEOW +$2.84
Calico, CATNIP +$4.12
Tux cuts NAP at -$1.36
Siamese, PURR +$5.48
Ginger, TUNA +$9.36
then the phone went on the charger and i didn't touch it
5:38pm $500
7:12pm $1,000
8:08pm my roommate sends a pic of a pizza box: "did u figure out rent?? ordered pizza to cope"
9:09pm all 12 windows lit. RENT COVERED, 2h 51m to spare
10:21pm $3,000
11:14pm Ginger catches a coin literally called RENTFREE. +$214.80, and i'm past $4,000
the recap at 11:41pm:
→ $140 in, $4,286.53 now
→ 241 trades in 9 hours 58 minutes
→ 200 won, 41 lost
→ best: RENTFREE +$214.80
→ worst: HISS -$61.20
→ biggest single bet: $244.22
the honest part: 41 trades lost money, and Tux shut every one of them down. this was one day, not a paycheck. if you try it, start with fake money. not your rent (i know, i know)
11:42pm: $1,850 out to Apple Cash, straight to my landlord
him: "got it, thank you Lexi!"
then my roommate's chat:
me: "rent's paid. all of it"
her: "WAIT HOW"
me: "grok bot"
me: "next month's too"
$2,436.53 still trading. december rent: covered
should i make her pay me back?
xitter.gq/Mortid_X/status/212163…
a breeder gave me until 9 tonight to send $1,200 for the last puppy in the litter
i had $150 and less than 7 hours
at 8:42pm i sent the $1,200 and named her Grok
because she literally paid for herself
$150 at 2:16pm. $4,617.29 at 8:41pm
2:14pm, the breeder:
"she's the last one left"
"$1,200 and she's yours"
"2 other families asked... need an answer by 9 tonight"
so i gave Grok Bot my $150 and set the session to end at 9:00pm. exactly her deadline. goal: $1,200
the screen even says it: i set the limits, and it can't withdraw a cent by itself
my 5 agents? dogs, obviously. each one is an open-source project on GitHub, free:
→ Corgi snipes brand new coins the second they launch
→ Pom copies the smartest wallets
→ Doxie does the buying and selling
→ Frenchie is security: sniffs out scams and closes any trade down 8%
→ Doodle is the brain and makes the final call
the pings started: "Corgi sold FLUFF +$10.81"
i put the phone on the charger and left them to it
5:28pm the $1,200 for her was already there
i didn't stop. the deadline was 9
7:30pm $2,000
8:21pm $3,000
8:38pm $4,000
8:41pm Corgi catches a coin called BISCUIT for +$161.40 and i'm at $4,617.29
yes. the best trade of the day was called BISCUIT
the afternoon in numbers:
→ $150 → $4,617.29
→ 176 trades, 148 green (84%)
→ best: BISCUIT +$161.40
→ worst: PUDDLE -$52.16
→ 6 hours 25 minutes, zero trades by me
honest part: 28 trades lost, and Frenchie closed every one of them early. try it with pretend money first, and never with money you'd cry about
8:42pm the breeder: "still want her? it's almost 9"
me: "sent $1,200 she's MINE"
breeder: "she's yours!! what's her name?"
me: "Grok"
breeder: "lol why Grok"
me: "she paid for herself"
$3,417.29 left. almost 3 more puppies
links to all 5 dogs below ↓
what would you name yours?
xitter.gq/x_insider4/status/2114…
11:47pm my bestie jess texts me "TULUM FLIGHTS ARE $650 RN 😭😭"
i had $100. i gave it to Grok Bot and slept on it
8:14am i sent her $1,300 for both seats and still had $2,828.62 left 😭
back to 11:47pm. she also sent "im booking tmrw morning ✈️" and "u coming or not??"
right above her texts sat a notification from Grok Bot: "your 5 agents are ready ✨ add $100 to start"
so i did. apple pay, face id, start. phone on the charger, me in bed
my 5 agents are a bunny, a bear, a kitty, a chick and a cloud. each one is a free GitHub repo with one job: new coins, scam checks, smart wallets, buying and selling, and the brain that makes the call
the guy in the article i'm quoting gave his desk a 7th agent, a judge, because at 2am a pretty chart could talk him into anything
same problem here. my fix was dumber
at 2am i was asleep
before it started, the app showed me 2 lines: "you set limits for every trade" and "can't withdraw funds on its own"
i don't trust a bot that can talk me into a buy. i trust one that can't take my money out
8:14am i read the night like a group chat i missed:
"stop-loss armed −8%"
"scam check · clean"
"smart money buying $BLING · Kitty copied in 0.4s"
11:48pm to 8:14am. 213 trades, 178 green, 35 red
the coin that pushed me past $4,000 was called mochi. +$127.22, caught by the bunny
the worst was kiwi, -$48.78, and the bear cut it before it got ugly
and no, it's not magic. 1 in 6 trades lost. try it on paper first and only with money you can lose
save this before your next girls trip 🫶
jess: "gm 😭 did u decide??"
me: "sent u $1,300 🫶 book us both ✈️"
jess: "WAIT WHAT 😭😭😭"
jess: "HOW"
me: "grok bot 💅"
jess: "SEND ME THE LINK RN"
jess, it's in the reply ↓
who's your jess?
xitter.gq/x_insider4/status/2114…
the 5 free repos behind my agents:
bunny → github.com/chainstacklabs/pu…
bear → github.com/pump-fun/pump-pub…
kitty → github.com/GMGNAI/gmgn-skill…
chick → github.com/chainstacklabs/pu…
cloud → github.com/sendaifun/solana-…
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i used to be afraid of monsters under my bed and couldn't fall asleep
now monsters are afraid to wake me up
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good morning🤍
everyone have great weekends
me and Anfisa are very playful today hahahaha
what are you planning to do today?
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how's your friday going
me and anfisa are making the bed, she thinks she'll get food for it
but she's mistaken
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good morning fam🤍
we heard explosions at night, a house near us was blown up
everyone have a good wednesday, hope at least you got some sleep
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good morning fam🤍
what are your plans for tuesday?
yesterday i rearranged my bedroom and made a cozy corner for me and my boyfriend
today i'm planning to clean the house and cook something new and tasty
everyone have a great day!
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good morning fam🤍
how were your weekends? ready for the new week?
hope you have a great day!
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good morning fam🤍
how's your sunday going?
this is a photo from summer, hope i can take one like that soon
it's getting warmer outside, summer's close
you looking forward to that?
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