chopping my blonde beachy mop as a form of castration

girl administering my flu shot “loved my energy”

everyone get your covid and flu shots!!! especially if you’re a WHORE or ALCOHOLIC

it’s like at 11am everyone decided to stop texting me…. like can’t we keep that good energy going

when i die they will say that he was loved within his community

today’s a no coffee day

i like to kamikaze my beautiful morning with 45 minutes of phone time

when you finish all your projects and fail all your goals, you can have a lovely free saturday

green grapes r so good omg

if i got a good pic of myself tn.. AND i was on the town??? id certainly have to post

if anyone gets the cinamaroll toy from burger king before i do IMGONNAFREAKIUT

all my coworkers have the wrong opinions

j’addicted to thumbs up reacting people’s emails at work

getting caught in the rain. that’s today’s #newyorkmoment

put air in my tires and that’s why lesbians love me

post malone circles

pizza on the go? that’s today’s #newyorkmoment

so i’ve seen a lot of talk on the TL about the odyssey video

fixed this! i bought another watch

i feel like i should at least be at least secondhand invited to la bola negra. i would’ve at least liked the option