Software Developer @ Turn 10 Studios. Pretty much the strongest guy I know. I'm introverted but willing to discuss movies.
Duvall, WA
Joined March 2007
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Idea:
- Set aside ~15 million Pfizer vaccines
- Give them a weird new name like Hydroxyiverzinc
- Send to doctors, veterinarians, acupuncturists, etc.
- Viral marketing campaign calling Hydroxyiverzinc “the secret COVID cure the government doesn’t what you to know about!”
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79/
Final verdict of this "cyber expert":
Number of "packet captures" or "cyber pcaps" seen = 0
Amount of "Absolute Proof" seen = 0
Amount of any evidence seen = 0
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Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?
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Please don’t talk to me about cancel culture. I was a Christian child of the 90s. We stopped listening to Sandy Patty & Amy Grant, stopped watching Disney, & avoided Proctor and Gamble products. Christians perfected cancel culture. They just don’t like it when the tables turn.
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Now that the election's over, Trump and Fox have stopped shouting about Hunter Biden's laptop. Just like the migrant caravan after the 2018 midterms.
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When politicians use faith as an excuse to pass and uphold laws that seize control of people’s bodies but not guarantee them healthcare, feed the poor, shelter the homeless, or welcome the stranger, you have to wonder if it’s really about faith at all.
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Millennials, quit whining. I paid off $150,000 in student loans and own a $400,000 home, because I SAVE. It’s not that hard. I
-Make coffee at home
-Bus instead of Uber
-Shop sales
-Had parents pay off my loans & buy me a house because I’m daddy’s special boy
-Got Hulu with ads
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Public service announcement:
Dear programmers,
NOT LETTING ME CUT/PASTE A PASSWORD MAKES MY ACCOUNT *****LESS***** SECURE. There is a circle of hell reserved for you if you don't allow paste into a password field.
Regards,
Your Customers
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Netflix CEO: I wish movies would scream at you if you looked at the cover for more than 2 seconds
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You know the world is in a great place when our largest corporations are literally using the same strategies as Nathan for You
Amazon Flex allowed this woman to lose 100 lbs in 18 months by creating a workout while delivery packages.
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Yep! Human editors all over the world curating content from THOUSANDS of news and content providers. Blended with a touch of AI to make the feed more personal... all happening at big scale. Thanks for noticing, henry!
PS - we call it "Microsoft News" now. :)
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🎶 Ain't no party
Like an "Essential Oils Party"
Because an "Essential Oils Party"
Is a pyramid scheme 🎶
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Playing your favorite game on your favorite device is the future of gaming. 🎮
#ProjectxCloud brings us one step closer to making that a reality: blogs.microsoft.com/blog/201…
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The smartest people I know:
1 Know that Warren Buffett has two t's in his name
2 Get their life advice from motivational wall posters, not Twitter
3 Would suspect that @WarrenBuffett probably has a verified account
4 Pronounce GIF with a hard G because they're not animals
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Just blogged: Hosting services in .NET Core console applications
Building .NET Core consoles applications with IHost and HostBuild to take advantage of IHostedService, graceful shutdown, di, docker #dotnetcore #netcore thinkrethink.net/2018/08/02/…
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Hey @Twitter why is your iPhone app suddenly sending me notifications when random people tweet about random things?
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