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Buddy H. King, MD

@lightbeer69Jul 14

#HomieCheckPoint

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@lightbeer69Nov 6

First date since the ex wife

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@lightbeer69Nov 6

Do identical twins have the same size meat

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@lightbeer69Nov 6

Girth too

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@lightbeer69Nov 6

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@lightbeer69Nov 5

Tried to poop but just farted

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@lightbeer69Nov 5

Never believed in magic until I saw my dawg turn into a snake 💯🗣️

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@lightbeer69Nov 3

You send a winning parlay in the group chat and all the sudden niggas wanna kill you

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@lightbeer69Nov 3

Your own company is hosting the biggest YouTube Golf event in the world and you decide to wear swim trunks 🤦‍♂️

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@lightbeer69Nov 2

Any black guys named Luke?

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@lightbeer69Oct 30

Jordan Love throwing to 3 different Nelson Agholors

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@lightbeer69Oct 29

Ok fine I was the nigga who emptied the whole bowl of candy into my pillow case #StackOrStarveNigga

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@lightbeer69Oct 29

Just ripped ass so loud in the stall that the guy pissing in the urinal giggled and said “nice one”

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@lightbeer69Oct 27

My boy just asked me to put on that new Rich The Kid should I kill him

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@lightbeer69Oct 27

Doc said I got IBS the way been shitting on these niggas

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@lightbeer69Oct 27

Apple should make a feature where you can see the person Facetimeing you before you answer the call

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@lightbeer69Oct 27

W’s in the chat

@Khan_Fatimaa1Oct 27

🚨BREAKING: A mosque has been BURNED TO THE GROUND in Victoria, Texas!

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This is not a recent event. The Victoria Islamic Center was burned down on January 28 2017 in an arson attack ruled a hate crime. Marq Perez was convicted and sentenced to nearly 25 years. The mosque was rebuilt and reopened in 2018. No new fire has been reported. crossroadstoday.com/news/local-new… justice.gov/archives/opa/p…

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@lightbeer69Oct 27

Old people just be chillin with their mouth hangin wide open they gotta be careful round me

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@lightbeer69Oct 26

Duuude that’s a dope marathon you ran can you try shutting the fuck up for the next 9 years of your life?

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@lightbeer69Oct 26

How do they expect me to work 10 hours and not jack off in standstill traffic on the way home

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@lightbeer69Oct 26

What gym has the least amount of Indians google search

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