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Joined August 2017
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The “you missed the point by idolizing them” starter pack
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l0mas (original flavor) retweeted
el concepto de ryan gosling descansando en su casa mientras su esposa, la mismísima eva mendes grita KIEN KIERE CAFEEEEEEEE
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l0mas (original flavor) retweeted
90 years ago today, Madrid awoke to find the government had fled as the battle for the city began in the Civil War. Before the Int. Brigades' arrival, it was workers' militias who held the line. 400 hairdressers with 150 rifles were left to hold their positions at the Casa de Campo lake against Franco's professional and brutal army. As Almudena Grandes wrote: "It was November 6, 1936, and Madrid was alone, left to its own devices with its children, with its fate as a lost city - condemned, abandoned to its fate... Whe next day came, the bakers didn’t bake bread, the bricklayers didn’t lay bricks, the teachers didn’t open the schools, and the barbers didn’t shave anyone. Not even themselves, because even before dawn they were already at their posts in the Casa de Campo. They were barbers and hairdressers, not soldiers, but [Franco's] regular troops couldn’t make them retreat a single inch - not even at the cost of half of them being slaughtered. It was November 7, 1936, and Madrid smiled with lead in its belly. They were bakers, bricklayers, teachers, barbers, and two days earlier, most of them didn’t even know how to fire a rifle. But if they hadn’t exercised their heroic and sovereign will, the 8th would never have dawned for the International Brigades to march down Calle Atocha, and the reinforcements of the 9th and the 10th would never have arrived."
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got excited for a min he was on a different kind of watch
BREAKING: Marco Rubio is reportedly on "resignation watch" after GOP midterms defeat, per the Independent
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look i’m NOT saying im a fan of his work but it really do be like this sometimes when you start running 40 miles/week
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l0mas (original flavor) retweeted
The Abdul El-Sayed victory party looks insane already!
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i love going to the chinese restaurant and crushing an entire plate of fried rice
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really wish i could share my kid’s face on here because we just absolutely killed it with little guy as Dalí, pregnant mom as a Dalí egg, and me as a Persistence of Memory melting clock
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l0mas (original flavor) retweeted
Michael Douglas on Conan referred to his father using "capital punishment" on him as a kid (presumably meaning "corporal punishment") and this was all I could think of
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they are welding a full steel barricade in front of the bank a block from our apartment in anticipation of more tiktok riots lol
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l0mas (original flavor) retweeted
my friend works at a Spirit Halloween and he told me they are getting flooded with parents at their wits end with kids demanding Digger costumes. they are loaded up with untouched Spider-Man and K-Pop Demon Hunter costumes; every kid is screaming they want to be Digger Rockwell.
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im sorry but i can’t take seriously a black bloc violent vanguard if you can see through their black hoodies that they all have this haircut
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l0mas (original flavor) retweeted
“The oldest trade route in the world that the Romans called the Via Maris [ran] from Alexandria through Gaza to the rest of Palestine and then the Levant,” says @weizman_eyal, director of @ForensicArchi, who explains the history of Gaza’s tunnels.
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Imagine being this bad at your job
Chris Cuomo gives a deeply uncomfortable interview in a Detroit barbershop.
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i think i saw a dead guy lying on the sidewalk this morning
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i reached out to a design magazine with a cold email and an editor emailed me back 😊
reached out to 2 PR companies a couple days ago to try and promote my recent projects but they haven’t responded yet. i should probably end it all right
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Toddlers will be like uhh my interests include Birthdays
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im sorry to put this on everyone’s timelines but why do all of these people look like they’re suffering from different effects of scurvy? can someone please get them a clementine or a damn tangelo?
Watch the eye motions directed at Ethan Klein and Hila 👀
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Just a note if you came here to be antisemitic you can fuck right off
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Replying to @lightning__dolt
People will use this as an excuse to be anti Semitic but I know lots of beautiful sexy jews these are just bad people who's inner ugliness started leaking out
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