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Farting is not cute! Like you really gotta feel it and choose to push it out. That’s childish.
Do yall be farting while laid up or hold it
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Get in The Ring 💥💪🏾
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Halloween Heavyweights 🏆
Get in The Ring 💥💪🏾
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Get in The Ring 💥💪🏾
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I need Caresha’s whole album ran at the booth tn and i’m ded tf serious!
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Yall be so unnecessarily mean. I fear we’re stretching the definition of “fun shade”.
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Gay black love just hit different.
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I never understood the Chloe hate but I also appreciate a real vocalist.
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I hate hotel bath towels! So thick and fluffy! I can’t even close my suitcase😭
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I really love that random wave of gratitude that hits you and reminds you of how blessed you are.
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Sincere needs a fuckin prescription.
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Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.
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I'm at the age where if I see a chair I'm gone take me a lil seat.
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My alone time is essential!
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my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.
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I like men that twerk
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the older i get the heller the no
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👱🏾‍♂️
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It’s my cousin getting a (work/travel) wedding ring on top of the engagement ring. Yeaaaa sign me up!
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maturing is realizing none of us are easy to be with. It's about who's willing to stay committed to understanding you and actually wants to grow with you.
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