Farting is not cute! Like you really gotta feel it and choose to push it out. That’s childish.
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I really love that random wave of gratitude that hits you and reminds you of how blessed you are.
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Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.
It’s my cousin getting a (work/travel) wedding ring on top of the engagement ring. Yeaaaa sign me up!
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