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Joined December 2014
i’m not drinking alone, there are 50 other people in this class lol
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I started yesterday actually
goodmorning everybody, we can start drinking now if yall want
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It’s my birthday you all have to wish me a happy birthday OR ELSE
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I’m 26 today :/
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dogs have such a talent of throwing up at the exact moment you’re trying to find a reason not to k*ll yourself
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can i make it any more obvious?
she was a burger he was a king
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just found out my bf is a slut 😔 (he wore a quarter zip to work today)
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yall remember in highschool when bitches would put their age in their bio like “6teen” like wtf was that actually
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having colleagues in their more senior years is so funny… what do you mean you have a PhD and you don’t know the different between a colon and a semi-colon
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were you on tumblr in a grunge, indie sleaze, effy stonem, drugs are cool way or were you on tumblr in an art hoe, doctor who, books are better than people way?
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playing monopoly with my friends for the the first time and they have no idea this game makes me Evil™
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was just browsing facebook marketplace… i think i may have a different definition of “in great condition”
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i literally shaved off 30 minutes from my 6 hr drive by speeding
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this tweet reminded me that i did a presentation in hs about why we should # free the nipple, i was 15 why did no one call my parents
the free the nipple movement wouldve been more successful if women were ok with having non conventionally attractive breasts
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why is there always discourse happening like can yall stfu i come here to laugh!!!!
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gonna present this at my next time executive board meeting. once a month they suggest we get an ai assistant on our website and they don’t believe me when i say that no one wants that
whoever invented ai chatbots needs to be publicly executed every website is unusable
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was no one gonna tell me about the typo i sound like a fucking idiot 😔
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happy tuesday
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dust retweeted
My two future roommates are popping each others toes in the car.
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just got to the bar and my ride was free!!!! (my bf drove me)
ordered my lyft to the bar and that shit was $3 i love living in the city 💯
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i don’t have a parasocial relationship with taylor swift. i just think it’s interesting that every song she’s ever written has a direct correlation with something thats happened in my life
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