dogs have such a talent of throwing up at the exact moment you’re trying to find a reason not to k*ll yourself
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yall remember in highschool when bitches would put their age in their bio like “6teen” like wtf was that actually
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having colleagues in their more senior years is so funny… what do you mean you have a PhD and you don’t know the different between a colon and a semi-colon
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were you on tumblr in a grunge, indie sleaze, effy stonem, drugs are cool way or were you on tumblr in an art hoe, doctor who, books are better than people way?
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playing monopoly with my friends for the the first time and they have no idea this game makes me Evil™
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was just browsing facebook marketplace… i think i may have a different definition of “in great condition”
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i literally shaved off 30 minutes from my 6 hr drive by speeding
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