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imaginary rocket ship builder, cake consumer, parent. she/her. tweets + opinions are mine alone!

Joined May 2009
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This strange tweet got >25k retweets. The author sounds confident, and he uses lots of hex and jargon. There are red flags though... like what's up with the DEI stuff, and who says "stack trace dump"? Let's take a closer look... 🧵1/n
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Disappointed to pay an insane amount of money for something to be sent by “international courier” with @nzpost. It was picked up on Monday 24th, and it still hasn’t left Auckland.
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Thanks to the @auspost contractor who “delivered” my parcel to a “safe location”. Really hope they enjoy the Christmas gift I bought my partner and kids.
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stepping out of a meeting because the tips of your ears are done with being squished between the hearing aids and the headset cups
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😍 Have a look at the new "attack story view" in Microsoft 365 Defender!! You can now easily navigate between affected assets or drill deep into the details of individual alerts, while always retaining the full context of the incident 🥳 techcommunity.microsoft.com/… #cybersecurity
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Lost two hours trying to find a dress online that will ship express, can be worn both casual and to a restaurant, and won’t make me look like a hobbit when I wear it with hiking boots. Needless to say, I haven’t been successful.
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Oh, and under $50 (before shipping) because while I earn a good wage it’s still a single income and I didn’t budget to buy a new dress this month. 🙄
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School drop off: pouring rain School pick up: windy af
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Will be seeing covert narcissist parent in a few weeks a hoo boy, I am flailing about trying to prepare while simultaneously knowing that it doesn’t matter how prepared I am, there will be *something*.
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In the meantime, I’ll be over here attempting to quickly lose some weight, get my hair done, find clothing that will meet the unspoken expectations.
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All the while wondering why I bother because, as I said, there will still always be something. It’ll be a subtle nasty dig disguised neatly so that I’m the asshole if I react.
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I know it’s a bit much to ask but I’d like to go for a walk without finding (and being swooped by) every pissed off magpie in the suburb.
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PARENTS, please be careful of any candy your kids collect this Halloween. I just found a 30-day password rotation with no re-use of the previous 15 passwords policy in a bag of Skittles.
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Aw dang it, holiday time is almost over.
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Waited an hour and a half for my crew to get up & get dressed. It’s nearly 10am. I gave up and took myself out for breakfast instead.
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Had an excellent road trip day, which included the Junee Licorice & Chocolate Factory. 💸 yes, they also sell at the factory door 💸
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If you’re thinking about putting together a talk & get the “oh but everyone knows this already” wobbles, please read: Not everyone does know that. What you have to share will be helpful to someone, I absolutely promise. We’re all here to learn. Sharing is caring. Go for it!
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