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“Ruth kicked the water.” - My toddler, 6 weeks after our cat knocked over a cup of water.

Nova Scotia, Canada
Joined July 2009
I just know everyone’s partners watching this challenge are getting the ick right now. #Survivor47
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“OK now sing the national anthem at the Home Run Derby”
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I thought nothing could top the dramatic editing of the #Bachelor when it came to trash TV. But #MarriedAtFirstSightAUS brought it to a whole new level. *chefs kiss*
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Second tribal in a row where someone left with an idol in their pocket. I live for this shit. #Survivor46
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Just a very subtle @Applebees sponsorship taking up what feels like 10 whole minutes of this episode. Lmao #Survivor46
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Why do people always act like they love the person getting voted out even when they clearly have been hating on them all season. #Survivor46
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Happy V-Day @hefeweizens! Thanks for always filling my cup. 😉
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I’m a marketing professional, of course I’m gonna go to the washroom during the game and NOT during the commercials. #SBLVIII
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I’m so, so sad to read this. Rick managed to maintain an incredible level of professionalism while also being a very kind and warm person. He was always a pleasure to pass in the hallway or to spend an afternoon with at radio events. ❤️‍🩹
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An underrated cute thing that toddlers do is when they’re rear-facing in the car and they stick their little hand out to grab a snack from you. 🥹 I don’t know why is so adorable but it is. 💛
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JAAAKKKKKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!#Survivor45
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Watching Grey’s for the 6th time because I’m a psycho. Are we really supposed to believe Derek built that house by himself? Get real.
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Jake shoving that idol in his underwear. All I can think about is how Jeff’s gonna have to touch that whenever Jake plays it. Ew. #Survivor45
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If Taylor Swift was dating Shohei Ohtani instead of Travis Kelce we would've figured out who he's signing with days ago #OhtaniWatch
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Whose idea was it to put exploding in packs on the contestants in #SquidGameTheChallenge? Give them a raise. I giggle every time.
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Celebrate now, cottage cheese producers. Before you know it folks will move onto the next big food trend and you’ll be hanging out with cauliflower rice wondering what happened.
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It’s wild how frustrated/annoyed your kid can make you one minute and then literally a moment later you’re looking at them wondering how you got such a sweet/funny/adorable child. Parenting is a trip. 🫠
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Happy birthday to @hefeweizens! 🍻 He’s the best dad to Georgia and Grizz. And he’s ok to our cat, Ruth, too. We love ‘em! 🤍
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