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Unlicensed Life coach ✨🧡A beautiful clown🦋it is hard being sexy 😔

Joined February 2021
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She’s staying at these people’s houses…
Congratulations to the both of you! Thanks again for letting me use your home when you guys were away. I’ll never forget it. EVER. You make a very VERY strong team. All the best to your beautiful family. We’re rooting for you. I know you’ll be the best Chief of Staff for my guy.
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if that towel would’ve landed on me i would’ve went straight to the ER
Blueface almost leaked his d!ck while he was cleaning it with a towel before throwing the towel into the crowd.😭😭😐 The girl who caught the "d!ckmatized" towel was very happy 😭😭. Is this what girls in Colorado do??
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who tf told y’all ppl only get mad if it’s true? bitch if u lie on me imma b mad asf!
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The more weddings i got to, the more i be confused how married ppl cheat, this shit serious asf to me and i just be a guest!!
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Replying to @aquarisunz
when they gave her frog form the mink lashes with the double d chest and swanging hips and little waist tho... #POOCHED
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belle had to play house with a bear that got undiagnosed IED like what are we talking about rn. give me the 2 frogs befriending the alligator and firefly
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i immediately roll my eyes when ppl try to critique princess and the frog by saying its a black struggle love movie bc she poor and like to work hard... like this is disney my nigga all the other princesses literally get abused all day
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I think everyone should know what hard drugs smell like so that you know when you’re in a place you probably shouldn’t be
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every so often I think of the young, hot 20something yr old girl that came on here to say she was too young to date bald men & it literally drove them up a wall lmfao
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Yall be putting on these 10 minute long Lana del Rey songs at karaoke phoning it in after a minute and a half and wondering why everyone suddenly yawning and wanna go home
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Are you the one with the husband with the titties or are you the other one
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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Sexy has 3 kids with 3 different baby daddy’s & a lipstick named gonorrhea green who’s really the hoe
Sexyy Red using Megan’s name as a synonym for being a hoe 😭😭 “Sorry i’m no Megan”
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Replying to @saintjasss
You:
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would’ve never known
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why’d a man roll up on me at the red light & told me to play that new b2k that just dropped today. I’m like ok? weird ass nigga. when i pulled off my hg like u know that was raz b??
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Replying to @TrapDaGeeker
😭😭😭grown ass niggas in the comments talking bout the face is not giving
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Replying to @caughtbykaka
😭😭😭😭 like ian know i was supposed to be attractive to yall
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hate when a nigga try and tell me a hoe ain’t going because he alr tried, nigga look at yo face then look at mine
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I don’t normally like cocky tweets from niggas but this is gold I’m crying??
hate when a nigga try and tell me a hoe ain’t going because he alr tried, nigga look at yo face then look at mine
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If we not careful Robert Pattinson going to play Nipsey Hussle in a bio pic
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