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Joined April 2009
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Everyone's timeline needs a cleanse and it doesn't get cleansier than Snoop Dogg dancing for a horse at the Olympics:
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For those of you saddened by the exit poll, please consider that 5 years is my remaining life expectancy and I have to live with him...
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*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*
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I was camping and woke up to this horse watching me sleep 💀
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Phantom limb behaviour after loss
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Hey, peeps? Just checking in to say that even the most prolific of serial rapists don’t rape every single woman they meet, so if you’re saying “I met/dated Russell Brand and he didn’t rape me so I don’t find this credible” have you considered that your point is ridiculous
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I painted the Not reals. – at Veradale, WA
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The Archbishop of Canterbury invites people across the UK and Commonwealth to come together for a ‘Wank For Charles’ at 13:45 BST
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Mike Oxlong retweeted
This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10
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The fish waking up.
The Chicago River runs green once again.
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Mike Oxlong retweeted
Because nothing says Christmas like festive lubrication 😂😂
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HATE watching horror movies, LOVE reading horror movie plot summaries
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"I squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery
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When education is not liberating, the dream of the oppressed is to be the oppressor.xitter.gq/estressecurado/status/…
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BBC and ITV when they see #princewilliamaffair and #pegging trending....
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POV youre a bread
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Been doing this for years.
My favourite thing to do at gigs is to sing really loud but badly so that people who film all the songs have their videos ruined.
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The Times needs to give an immediate raise to whoever wrote this headline
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This is literally how I enter the dance floor
Just seen how giraffes eat grass and I don't think I'm ever going to get over it 😂😂 xitter.gq/buitengebieden_/status…
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I think you mean it smells like pure opulence? (please Kayleigh we can't have another lawsuit)
I cannot, I repeat, cannot get over the smell of the one on the left (they both smell lush). The whole kitchen now smells like Marc Jacobs decadence and this is all I ever needed to make me clean more 😅🤣 @AldiUK
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