Lit Major Problems (@litmajorproblem) profile picture

We can punctuate correctly, complete essays in proper MLA format and come up with our own titles for essays/stories. Can you?

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Joined April 2011
Weakness for homeless books left in boxes on the street. #litmajorproblems #yourecominghomewithme
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Nothing makes a day better than a new notebook and pen set. #litmajorproblems
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When you want to get your school ID early just to use the library. #litmajorproblems
Bringing two books in your purse "in case of downtime" even when it's raining. #litmajorproblems #shoulderproblems
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RT @Jwsco: A preposition is something you should not end your sentence with. #litmajorproblems
RT @MagitekCeles: made a bulletin board about Dante's Inferno last year for ed. class but no one understood it... #litmajorproblems
Reading a new release while your friend gets dolled up for the evening. #litmajorproblems
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You drop everything you're doing to go get the new release by your favorite author. #priorities #litmajorproblems
Not knowing exactly when Shakespeare's birthday was makes planning a party nearly impossible. #litmajorproblems #Shakespeare
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Buying a book that you know you can borrow just because you need to know what happens in part 3 RIGHT NOW. #emptypockets #litmajorproblems
What do you mean I can only check out 25 books at a time? #litmajorproblems
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No, really, you AREN'T a master of the "stream-of-consciousness" style. #litmajorproblems
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You haven't read The Bell Jar? You're not even worth my head in the oven joke. #litmajorproblems
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My fiction workshop teacher claims she slept with @BretEastonEllis in the 80s... #whodidnt #litmajorproblems
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No, seeing the movie isn't EVER going to be the same. #litmajorproblems
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I wish @BFAproblems would just drop Brit Lit as an elective. Or come to class wearing more than a leotard. #litmajorproblems
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If reading Chaucer to my cat was a job, I'd have to pay #taxes too. #litmajorproblems
Did you just complain about a 4 page paper? Kill yourself. #litmajorproblems
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