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Floyd

@liveactionfloyd

feeling great since ‘88

 Halifax, NS
Joined September 2008
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I finally got a SAD lamp and I’m ready for this to fix every problem I’ve ever had
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Nothing like a multi-car accident right outside of your bedroom window to start off a Monday
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5yo is upset at me because I ruined her doll’s birthday party by not coming to it (I didn’t find out until it was over) and her (doll) birthday only happens every 28 years so now we can’t have another party until she (5yo) is 12.
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Update: I took her to Dollarama where she bought a balloon and a card and a tea set for her doll and we made her a mug cake with a candle in it. Here she is reading the card to her doll I’m crying 🥹
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I really need the cicada in my backyard to get a girlfriend, this noise is driving me insane
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Oh you want to change plans? Do something completely different than the logistics I’ve envisioned & as such cemented in my head? Sure that’s fine. I can be normal about that. Please excuse me for 10 minutes. If you hear screaming it is unrelated
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I have been waiting for 3 hours so far at the IWK to waste time and healthcare resources because our daycare needs two notes to prove that my youngest’s skin condition is not chickenpox.
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Friends, I was wrong! 😭 They do have a virus! Not chickenpox.
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I love when lil bunnies scream and you can see their staple remover teeth
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It is too a word! Damn you, Sam Ezersky!!!!
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getting so amped for Harbourfest this weekend. gonna get hyped up from Zumba and then lance someone in a canoe
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canoe! jousting!
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oh cool I get it now
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I became infertile and immediately developed a plant obsession. Never kept a single plant alive in 36 years and now I’ve grown dianthus from seed and have a pruning schedule.
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Honestly I love flat earth as a conspiracy. It’s dumb, it’s low-stakes, it’s probably mostly not hurting anyone. I look forward to being told how wrong I am in the replies
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I have this problem where I always make way too much food when I’m hosting and everybody knows it and no one actually ever intervenes
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It’s almost 10pm and I’m about to start a double batch of high-stakes pink strawberry buttercream icing. What could possibly go wrong
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Oops it’s amazing
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5yo: Mommy, did you buy this house? Me: Yes. 5yo: (after some contemplation) Do you have any change?
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