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🎶 you deserve prison, but you won’t get time 🎶

SF Bay Area
Joined December 2011
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He’s so out of touch. No, actually. It IS a partisan moment. This is a resounding fuck you to Trump and Republicans. Why are Democrats always rushing to appease Republicans, meanwhile when they win they immediately start talking about how their opposition is evil and should be killed.
Hakeem Jeffries: “This is not a partisan moment. This is a patriotic moment. This is not a blue moment or a red moment. It’s a red, white and blue moment because American has won tonight."
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When Democrats take power again, we need to take a two-pronged approach to cleaning up our institutions and communicating about it. This will rely on investigations, single-issue bills, and an aggressive social media presence from our strongest Democratic communicators. First, Democrats need to launch investigations into the insider trading, pay-for-play, and pardon economy that Donald Trump has created. We need answers to some very serious questions. Did Trump ACTUALLY remove tariffs on Vietnam and then get a golf course announcement just weeks later? But these investigations can't happen in isolation. They need to be paired with single-issue bill after single-issue bill that directly addresses whatever corruption is being uncovered. For example, if Democrats uncover 28,000 insider trades coming from the oval office, we introduce a bill banning executive branch officials from trading individual stocks. Force Republicans to vote on it. If they vote against it, make them explain why. Then, it's necessary to have our strongest communicators flooding the zone about the corruption, and what we're doing. Flipping Steve Bannon's strategy back on him. Imagine if we had Jon Ossoff, AOC, James Talarico, Abdul El-Sayed, and our strongest Democratic communicators making face-to-camera videos every single day explaining exactly what's happening. "Here's the corruption we're investigating. Here's the evidence. Here's how we're going to stop it." I think this is how you connect the dots in voters' minds between the way they vote and having a responsive government that's actually trying to address corruption and rewire the system. Then we move to gerrymandering, affordability, paid family leave, and other reforms. Single-issue bill after single-issue bill, forcing Republicans to take public positions on these issues while Democrats communicate directly with the American people. I know this might sound idealistic, but we already have the tools at our disposal. I see people like Talarico, AOC, and Ossoff pulling insane numbers on social media. There's no reason that same infrastructure can't be used to explain congressional investigations, proposed legislation, and exactly what Democrats are doing with the power voters gave them.
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Democrats I swear to fuck if the first things on the fucking agenda aren’t impeachment, releasing the Epstein files, and putting THAT FUCKER ON TRIAL FOR TREASON, then we gonna have BIG words. DONT BE LIMPDICKS FOR ONCE IN YOUR DEMOCRATIC CAREERS. GROW SOME FUCKING TEETH
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I’m going to save this tweet forever if anyone ever says that again
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No we want revenge oh my god bro
Hakeem Jeffries on Morning Joe: The American people don't want us to get even. They want us to get things done on their behalf because life is way too expensive. We ran on affordability, we won on affordability, and now it's our job to govern on affordability.
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Yes the fuck we do want to get even!
Hakeem Jeffries on Morning Joe: The American people don't want us to get even. They want us to get things done on their behalf because life is way too expensive. We ran on affordability, we won on affordability, and now it's our job to govern on affordability.
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Both Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries’s speeches tonight were so awful. They have to go. Please, they’re not meeting the moment AT ALL.
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Thank you to all those Democrats who, a year ago, decided to run in races they were told they had no chance of winning. They believed it was possible. And here we are.
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Zelenskyy: "I will continue to bomb Russian Data Centers." Republicans: "Zelenskyy is attempting to interfere in the US midterms." Me: What an odd thing to say.
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Ted Cruz: If Democrats take Congress, they will use it to stop Trump's agenda
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Taylor Swift appears in a ‘Law & Order’ skit during the #Emmys.
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I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.
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That AI picture Trump posted of himself with Dolly Parton just proves that even in death, he forces himself on women who told him no.
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Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition
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Of fucking course there's multiple medical breakthroughs on endometriosis when it's found that men can get it too. OF FUCKING COURSE.
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Every single time
Uber: car? It’s 3 minutes away Me: click Uber: did I say 3? I meant 11 minutes Me: cancel Uber: cancel? That’s $10 charge Me: don’t cancel Uber: yeah thought so. But now it’s 14 minutes, idiot Been fun to watch Uber launch as awesome and become atrocious.
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I am telling you, every single team should pack up and leave. Stop sportswashing fascism.
🚨 HUMILIATION AT THE WORLD CUP: SENEGAL STARS TREATED LIKE CRIMINALS BY US BORDER THUGS Senegal 🇸🇳 national team arrives in the US for #WorldCup2026 — and what do they get? US authorities pulling them off the plane for aggressive bag searches, invasive checks, and public degradation right on the tarmac. Top African football giants disrespected like suspects. This is not "security." This is racist arrogance from the host nation that lectures the world on fairness while treating African players like second-class humans. Same America blocking referees, humiliating teams, and showing its true face to the Global South. Senegal, Africa is with you. CAF and FIFA — speak up or remain useless puppets. The World Cup belongs to the world, not to US ego and discrimination. Expose this disgrace. Share widely.
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Nem uma única bola rolou no gramado até agora e este é o quadro da COPA 2026: • As equipes do Senegal e do Uzbequistão foram tratadas na chegada como criminosos, com buscas completas em seus orifícios. • O melhor árbitro da África foi enviado de volta à Somália, apesar de seu passaporte diplomático. • O Fotógrafo da equipe do Iraque foi impedido de entrar mesmo com visto válido. • Foi negada a entrada nos EUA de 90% dos fãs marroquinos com ingressos já adquiridos. • Foram recusados vistos a 14 membros da equipe de apoio do Irã. • Foi negada a entrada no país do principal atacante da Suíça, o camaronês Breel Embolo. A equipe viajou sem ele. Após a forte repercussão, o visto foi enfim concedido. • A equipe iraniana, cujos jogos serão todos nos EUA, foi proibida de pernoitar no país. Imediatamente a após cada partida, os atletas voarão de volta ao México, onde se hospedam. - Qual é o sentido de sediar a Copa do Mundo se não pretendem que o MUNDO faça parte dela???
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