I think @Jimmypisfunny and @WhismanSucks just created a new sport - fishing derby! 🤣 @MurderSmall

As predictable as taxes, we've got another delay with @AmericanAir. Maybe I should just drive home... #DontFlyAmericanAir

You'll never believe, @AmericanAir shit the bed again. Put me on the afternoon flight after I told them TWICE to put me on the 1st flight. Thank God for Randee in CLT, got some things switched. Still no email response from HQ (see previous tweets) #DontFlyAmericanAir

Check out the customer service line for @AmericanAir...

Whattya know, @AmericanAir fucking shit up again. Not only did i get delayed 5 hours on the way out and got no response to the email I sent, but now on return they've delayed 3 times and have now canceled. 👏 #DontFlyAmericanAir

Just in! We have to wait EVEN LONGER because @AmericanAir needs to find a new crew. Sweeeet! #DontFlyAmericanAir

Still sitting on the second plane after having to deboard the first @AmericanAir plane #WastingTime

How hard is it to load 12 bags on a plane @AmericanAir? 4 delays and an extra 45 minutes just sitting in the plane so far. I coulda walked to my destination by now #GetItTogether

Ready for #Hinterland day 2 with @JasonIsbell 🤘and celebrating this guy's birthday...happy birthday Deebo!

Highly underrated: Shows with short intros 🙌

Less than a month until @MurderSmall in #Omaha @brbates616 🔪

Octopus are just big, intelligent alien loogies

That Charlie Sheen shit sounds exciting! 🤣 @WhismanSucks @CrimeInSports

Don't watch the most slept on @HBO series, #Succession, before bedtime or you won't get any sleep

I wonder what @sarahhisfunny thinks when she hears things like "Yea, I had her fucking macaroni salad at the barbeque Jerry and it fucking sucks!" "Why is there pickles in it Jerry?!" being yelled from the basement by @Jimmypisfunny and @WhismanSucks

Hahaha another doozie from @LastWeekTonight 🤣 sacklergallery.com/ #ShameOnSackler #Sacklers #SacklerFamily

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