Glad to know our flight is now delayed again @AmericanAir because the first officer isn’t at the gate yet. The gate crew were really sweet about letting us know our flight was ‘ridiculously early’ and it was sprung on them
When you’re stuck in the airport in daytime, @AmericanAir brings a cart of water and sandwiches. When you’re stuck overnight they give you directions to the info desk that’s 1.34 miles away for tiny pillows. Oh and only about 20% of airport outlets work overnight.
Hey @AmericanAir flight 1: canceled, babies in airport for 24 hours. Lost luggage and car seats. loaner car seat had puke on it. Today another canceled flight. Hotels booked. Cots and blankets gone. Babies sleeping in bar while the floor gets waxed repeatedly. Do better.
How loud is @PHLAirport at 3
Am? Answer: melodious melding of TruTv, floor waxing machines and oldies mixed with the ever jarring ‘welcome to Philadelphia airport!’
Ugly crying at the @LetsGoLunaHQ episode on day of the dead. I mean, the little people in my house are.
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A defendant shows up in immigration court by himself. He’s 6. propublica.org/article/6-yea…
I’ve spent a great deal of this morning sending thanksgiving messages to friends that offer the set up to say ‘that’s what she said’. You’re welcome, world.
My wife: ‘ I’m going to pack a light lunch for work today since we have a big meal tonight’
Me: ‘so does this mean I can have the leftover ribs for lunch then?’
I asked a pal what she’s taking to thanksgiving. She said ‘a salad’. Another holiday ruined senselessly.
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Our neighbors are gathering for a thanksgiving morning run. I’m really enjoying them watching while I eat this muffin.
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This is leadership. From @billpeduto
"In Pittsburgh, we’re pragmatic. We find solutions to problems. We will not try to rationalize your unrational behavior...we will work to eradicate it. We will work to eradicate it from our city, from our nation and our world. Hatred will not have a place anywhere." @billpeduto
Pittsburgh friends - are you safe? I went to many amazing events at the Tree of Life as a reporter. My wife lived around the block there. Many friends attend there. Such a warm loving faith community.
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Kid 1 instantly affected my ability to use remote controls and technology. Kid 2 means I ugly cry at things like the Dole fruit cup commercial and say things like ‘growing like a weed’
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