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Bit blumber, nibble twister, byte bomber, word-wise, The Red Sprite. Specialist Engineer at Symbio FInland.

Helsinki, Finland
Joined November 2008
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A quantum computer just "broke" Bitcoin. Except it didn't. Not even close. Google Quantum AI published a paper showing they've cut the theoretical ECDSA attack down to 1,200 logical qubits. They didn't publish the circuits. They didn't run the attack. They published a zero-knowledge proof that their math works, then cited national security. Here's where we actually are. Entangled logical qubits achieved so far: 96 Coherence time: 1-2 seconds Time the attack requires: days Physical qubits needed: 500,000 Largest quantum computer today: 1,200 noisy, non-error-corrected qubits That's a 100,000x coherence gap. It's not a software problem. It's a fundamental engineering problem that nobody has solved. But here's what most people miss. Bitcoin developers aren't waiting for a crisis. They're already shipping. SHRIMPS: post-quantum signatures 3x smaller than NIST standards, built for Bitcoin's block space constraints. BIP-360: a quantum-resistant output type already live on testnet, with BTQ Technologies running transactions through it. The full upgrade could take 7 years. That's why the work started now. The protocol will be ready before the computers are.
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Linux running inside a 6MB pdf file interactively.
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Tämä video on kuvattu 2019. "Euron juusto" maksaa nykyään 2,50€. Onko sinun palkkasi noussut 250% viidessä vuodessa, eli noin 20% vuodessa? Jos palkkasi oli 3000€/kk vyonna 2019, onko se nyt 7500€? Jos ei ole niin minkä arvelet syyksi? Huom! Laskelma olettaa että työpanoksesi on pysynyt samana.
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Euron juusto #NeverForget 🫡
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Elizabeth Warren finally admits what we've known for months. They want to make self-custody a crime.
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#Bitcoin kuvauspaperi tänään 15 vuotta! 🥳
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Result of Today's Stream: We prototype a Search Engine similar to Haskell's Hoogle but for C. You roughly describe the signature of the function you want and it gives the list of function closely matching the description. Planning to turn it into something I can use daily.
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The new Paypal USD stablecoin has an "assetProtection" role which can wipe your balance in two transactions (first `freeze`, then `wipeFrozenAddress`) In smart contract security we call this a "centralisation attack vector"
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We're exited to announce that our seed phrase storage, Yokis, is now available to order on xellox.io Spread the word!
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A very dark experiment is under way in Nigeria, with deadly consequences. Since October 2021, 99.5% of Nigerians have refused to use the central bank's digital currency, the so-called e-Naira, preferring to continue using cash. So what did the central bank do? It doubled down.
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Could this be the real intention behind giving the public access to generative AI inc. ChatGPT? xitter.gq/Aristos_Revenge/status…
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🤯 Full body tracking now possible using only WiFi signals A deep neural network maps the phase and amplitude of WiFi signals to UV coordinates within 24 human regions The model can estimate the dense pose of multiple subjects by utilizing WiFi signals as the only input 🧵
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Replying to @Liz_Wheeler
I certainly hope it does not come to that, but, yes, if there is no other choice, I will make an alternative phone
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I have submitted @NemoMobile talk to FOSS on mobile devices devroom at @fosdem 2023. See you in Brussels.
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