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this was the future bald guys were promised in the late ‘90s and then 9/11 and Obama ripped it away from them.
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i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)
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she let me hit because she has let me hit for generations in an infinite number of past lives in the karmic cycle. sometimes as four horned antelopes, as a speck of pollen on a bluebell flower, or even as algae surrounding hydrothermal vents on the deep sea floor
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Happy Anniversary to us! 25 years! If u round it its almost 30 years! Lol
My knight & Shining Armor,my peanut butter to my jelly,my pea to my pod
Cant imagine life without you.
I remember in 2001 meeting you like it was yesterday.. I love you baby ❤️
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If I hit this dictation button after sending a text and it beeps and stops my music one more time,
I’m gonna find everyone at apple and put them in a rear naked choke hold
Even if I turn off dictation I somehow hit the voice note thing
The send button should not have multiple functions in the same spot
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People have been contributing to WhoSampled for free for years just for that shit to end up being used to train Spotify’s AI lol cold world
