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rebel prince of palmer script | @themathofyou | producer @crcpodcasts @apocrypals @NXTWrestlingFan Himbology | #cursivetweets | knows everyone | including you

Sydney, Australia
Joined April 2008
What if we all just said Candlejack and disappeared from the platform? I mean, not that I believe anything is going to ha
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“Huh, I wonder how fast I get to 600 twee- oh, that fast?” Same name on the cerulean stratosphere app.
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I’ve already seen someone sync up PBP to Nick Miller’s “Why would I wash the towel, the towel washes ME” bit
saying hobie smells or skips showers and uses 13in1 mens shampoo is really wild like if anyone’s doing that it’s this dude
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I’m currently explaining to a brand new six-year-old what the Weinermobile is. #BigHiroSix
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My kid was so excited for his birthday tomorrow that he laid in bed awake for two hours past his bedtime, desperately trying to go to sleep to make tomorrow arrive quicker. “It’s my heart,” he told me, “it’s like there’s a baseball bat hitting in my heart.”
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Paramount+: “Oh hey, we’re axing loads of Star Trek shows and pulling them from the platform.” Me:
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This hit me way too hard at midnight on a Thursday – at Los Angeles, CA
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When you pop down to the shops on your own but you want to use the carpool lane
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*and a 4 1L bags of milk
Americans: I use miles and pounds Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk
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I have a kid’s birthday party to throw tomorrow and my first overseas trip in 5 years three weeks away. Brain: “Hey, you know what you don’t need anymore? Sleep.”
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Honestly, this is the fourth night where my brains has just gone “Right, it’s 1am. Time to be awake now.” and I am not made for this.
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“Mark Millar is a nut job”
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"See, John? My alt-mode design for Depth Charge was NOT, as you put it, pulled out of my ass." - a designer on Beast Wars
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Not to get sappy over pride month but maybe the first match between two trans gals happened less than 3 years ago and I'm so proud of how far wrestling has come voicesofwrestling.com/2020/1…
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Look, all I want to see from all y’all’s Rise of the Beast reviews is this: Is it good like Bumblebee or does it suck like all the others? That’s it! That’s all I want!
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It’s cold enough that I bought a jumper on my lunch break
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Hiya folks! Hiro’s school is doing a Fun Run to raise money, and we, uh, left it to the last minutes. if you’ve got a buck or two to spare, and want to help (and are cool, I can’t stress this enough), shoot me a DM and I’ll give you the link.
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“No wukkas” he said. But deep down, in his heart and soul, there were, in fact, many wukkas.
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We call this search engine optimization
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Made an alternate version.
KRAVEN! (for everyone to have a great weekend) 🧡
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