I love you so much

Welcome home, buddy.

Nero Griffin was diagnosed with leukemia this week. We're choosing to make him comfortable in the time he has left with us.

Whoa you guys it is FRE*KING cold out today Why did the news not tell me about this?????

Ohhgh,, youmst caught me in the middle of chumbling..

I hope yous guys has been keeping all yours new years resolutions (i am the new years dog) My resmolutions has been to keep being CUTE and HANDSOMe and it be goign well

The time has comeb

Reminder to all youse guise that all chrimbus cookies will turn to dust at midnight tonight so blease discard any treats that are uneats into your local gomblin

I amb reaching maximum chrimbus capacity

You guys remember to stock up on discount nog bc this stuff turns illegal again on Jan 1st

Tobday is chrimbus day 4 and a public serbvice announcement to plese recycle all unused chrimbus cookies into yuor nearest chrimbus goblin mouth okay thank you

Chrimbus over? Nop. It is now chrimbus 3, and this winter weather has chilled the cheeks of this holiday hound.

You thoguht chrimbus was over? Wrong, dan. Tobday is chrimbus 2

You best believe i got my seasonal chrimbus chicken today too

MERRY CHRIMBUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Good news you guys, the grimch has redeemed hims self by vanquishing the chrimbus cuckle. Yuo can learn about it in his new book "how the grinch poured 90 gallons of boiling lead down the chrumbus cuckle's throat" Merry chrimbus you guys!!!!

It isp a gobolin's duty to put lights on the traffic cylinders so Santa knows to leave gifts here for some rats

The eve of chrimbus is upons us folks so it's time to get supercharged with some of that good goblin fuel (tm)