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Proud African🧑🏿‍🏫,Telecom Engineer, Rotaractor. Chelsea FC ⚽⚽ GOD first. 👆🇺🇬

Uganda
Joined June 2017
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this is music.
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Blue is the colour. @ChelseaFC 🔵
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💙🥶 Chelsea beat Man United at Stamford Bridge with Cole Palmer and Morgan Rogers scoring! Man United have now won zero of their last 9 games in all competitions. ❌ Who’s your Man of the Match?
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Three points! 🤩
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Your current situation doesn’t have to be your last.
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Novaturient.
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THIS:
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HARRY KANE IS THE 2026 BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Anagapesis.
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🔵2️⃣ Pedro Neto brace give Chelsea their second win in a row! Who’s been your Man of the Match?
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Three points on Merseyside! ⚪️👊 #CFC | #EVECHE
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LET’S PRAY Dear God, thank You for Your unfailing love and care. We pray that the power of Your Word will set us free from life’s challenges. Break every chain that holds us back, lift every burden that weighs us down, and lead us into the freedom that comes from trusting in You. Your Word declares that whom the Son sets free is free indeed. May we walk in that freedom, knowing that no challenge is greater than Your power and no situation is beyond Your ability to change. In Jesus’ name, Amen!
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🔵⚡️ Chelsea make it 5 against Bournemouth at Stamford Bridge! 4 goals, 4 assists this season for Morgan Rogers… and João Pedro reaches 8 G/A in 6 PL games. Brace also for Jordan Henderson. Who’s your MOTM?
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Good day at the office! 🤩 #CFC | #CHEBOU
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🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL! CRISTIANO RONALDO STATEMENT: “This is the truth on what has happened with Jorge Jesus”. As I promised, I decided to recount, in the first person and directly, the circumstances surrounding the last training camp of the National Team. After the 2026 World Cup I prepared a letter to the Portuguese people, which I still keep, with the words I want to address to them when I leave our team for good. At the end of the competition, already on the flight back from the United States, the President of the Federation asked and insisted that I reconsider the decision to leave, because the FPF wanted me to continue. Right afterwards he asked me for my opinion on the name of the current head coach, which he was considering alongside other names he did not reveal to me. I told the President of the Federation that, in my opinion, it would be the right choice. That is why, on the day the current head coach was presented, I was genuinely happy with the choice. It was the right option, as the results are confirming. A few days later I received a first contact from the new national team coach saying he would like to meet me in person. I said yes and we scheduled it for the end of my holidays. We met at the Cidade do Futebol, where my club was holding its pre-season training camp. That day the coach told me he was counting on me and that my presence was fundamental to his project. He presented me, right there, with a plan for my participation. He told me I would play the first match and the last one, and that for reasons of physical management he would always make three to four changes per match. At that point he raised the possibility of me not travelling with the national team to Norway and Denmark. He proposed that I play the first match and stay in Portugal, then rejoin before the match at the Dragão. I refused this proposal immediately. It seemed obvious to me that I could not accept it. It was not because I would not play the matches abroad that I would stop captaining our team. That privilege of staying in Portugal would not be a good example. The coach ended up agreeing with my analysis. This conversation was attended by Simão Coutinho, sporting director of Al Nassr, the person to whom the current coach reported throughout last season and one of those responsible for his signing by the club in 2025. On the eve of the start of the camp the coach came to my house in Lisbon, at his request, for another conversation with me. The conversation was calm and all the principles agreed in August were maintained. I played the match at Alvalade and, although substituted, I made no problem of it. I put the armband on Bruno Fernandes myself, far from imagining that I might be taking my last steps as a player and captain of the National Team. What mattered to me that day was our victory. Winning is always good; in Portugal and for my country, even better. At lunchtime on the day of the match in Norway, an assistant to the coach came to the table where the group was having lunch and informed me that the coach wanted to speak to me. To my absolute surprise, the coach asked me if I was fit to play 30 minutes. I was fully focused on my physical recovery, integrated with my teammates as always, and thinking that I would not play that day. Without any problem. This request was something outside my physical recovery and training plan — because I was only going to play on the 4th at the Dragão — but of course I said yes. He replied that I should then be ready because I would play 30 minutes. The rest everyone knows. I warmed up from half-time, watched the minutes go by, and was not called. The coach had broken his word to me.
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STATEMENT OF APPRECIATION FROM HER ROYAL HIGHNESS THE QUEEN MOTHER OF TOORO, BEST KEMIGISA.
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KING SPIRIT 🇺🇬 👑 Maybe one day the skipper @big_gkam will tell his story, but actions speak louder than words. Behind the scenes we know how emotional these last few weeks has been for G, & once again he lead us into a battle everyone thought we would lose 🗣️ Again, we dedicate this victory to the late King Oyo & people of Tooro Kingdom Uganda 🇺🇬
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In this economy , 30years you only own a laptop bag , 20L fridge , 4 pairs of sneakers , a Uk used Lenovo laptop , percolator and a fast charger .
Men should do their Wills at exactly 30 years📌
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🔵6️⃣ Chelsea win crazy home Cup game against Leeds by scoring 6 goals! 4 assists delivered by Morgan Rogers. 4️⃣🅰️ Who’s been your Man of the Match?
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Into the fourth round of the #CarabaoCup! 🙌 #CFC
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