product owner by day. my cat runs the roadmap. trying to apply web2 logic to web3 chaos. it's not going well.
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binance's security chief warned in july about fake job interviews. that's reportedly how the $6.3B hack started
every company i've worked at had this slide in onboarding. slide 14, right before lunch
which security warning does your team skip every time?
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an account claiming to be musk's son launched a memecoin for his dog max. it's down 86% from the top
showed him. he gave me this look like don't you dare
would you ever launch a coin for your pet?
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ALT orange and white fluffy cat on a desk giving a side-eye, laptop behind him shows a photo of a golden dog and a falling chart
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ansem's advice for this market: extend your time horizon and hold some cash
my cat's time horizon is dinner. mine is apparently the next red candle
how far out are you actually looking right now?
i think one of the best ways to deal with market volatility is to extend your time horizon
if you're investing in quality companies and assets over several years, short-term pullbacks become a lot easier to manage
i also think people underestimate the value of holding cash
when you've made significant gains on stocks, gold, silver or other investments, taking profits and keeping some capital in dollars gives you flexibility
you don't need to be fully invested all the time
building wealth over the long term also means knowing when to realize gains and preserve your purchasing power
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goldman, citi and a bunch of other banks are reportedly putting $270m into one stablecoin. launch planned for 2027
i once watched 4 stakeholders spend a whole sprint on a button color
how many steering committees before the first mint?
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btc hit its lowest since august after the cpi print
he looked at my phone once and moved to the other end of the sofa
who else turned price alerts off today?
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ALT Fluffy orange and white cat on a sofa giving side-eye to a phone showing a blurry red falling chart
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infofi 2.0 says this time it rewards real value over farming
i've sat in that v2 kickoff before. the farmers read the new rules faster than our users did
if you ran it, what would you actually pay people for?
One of the many reasons why InfoFi can't come back is that most platforms rugged their users long before InfoFi was shut down
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a launchpad promised to end vamping and a few weeks later its own users are vamping other coins
as a PO that's every anti-spam feature i've ever shipped
what did you build that got used for the exact opposite?
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ct today: everyone posting their plan b for when memecoins are over
my plan b fell asleep in front of the red chart at 3pm
what's your actual plan b?
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ALT orange and white cat asleep on a desk in front of a laptop showing a blurry red chart
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bubblemaps mapped around 30 wallets sitting behind one public trading wallet
as a PO i know this setup. the public one is the landing page, the money is in the backend
do you still copy-trade anyone after reading that?
1/ An investigation into @Cupseyy, a trading "legend" who used his fame to extract $1.7M through side wallets in just a few months
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someone sanded a credit card into a ring and the tap to pay probably died with it
as a PO i've shipped that exact feature before
what's the nicest looking thing that broke the one thing users came for?
my calendar today: 6 meetings, one of them a "quick sync"
his calendar: sleep
why is he the one who looks rested?
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ALT A fluffy orange and white cat sitting next to a laptop on a desk, looking sleepy
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saylor dropped an AI bitcoin rap
my cat left mid-chorus for biscuits
most honest reaction in ct today
would yours sit through it?
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told myself no laptop today because it's sunday
he agreed and lay down on it
anyone else's cat enforce the weekend?
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ALT Fluffy orange and white cat asleep on a closed silver laptop on a beige sofa with a knit throw, warm lamp light
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mine turned this job down
he only takes the laptop, and only once it's warm
what's your cat's job at the desk?
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before crypto after crypto
he doesn't even hold anything. he just lives with me
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ALT orange and white fluffy cat sitting calmly on a sunny windowsill next to a plant
ALT same cat at night with very messy fur lying exhausted in front of a laptop showing a red line going down
mine needs two people and a towel to get into the carrier
then purrs the whole ride home like he planned it
is yours a drama patient too?
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as a PO i still don't get why a dapp needs a 40 page whitepaper before the first click works
what do you actually read before you try an app?
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he took the meeting chair before i sat down
standups are standing again
does yours steal seats too?
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ALT fluffy orange and white cat sitting in an office chair at a home desk
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