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Jus' zis guy, y'know

Joined April 2009
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Will we follow 100 random #Earpers who RT this? Does a shorty’s hangover require donuts? 🍩 🥃 #BringWynonnaHome
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In school, students cheat because the system values high grades more than students value learning.
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Rare double-cat pattern. A cat with a "cat" on its back. bit.ly/2xNbj3M
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X-Mas: Dec 25th POPULAR Halloween: Oct 31st AWESOME Easter: Whenever the hell it feels like, apparently. NOBODY CARES
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.@SusanWojcicki I kno you haven't tweeted in a while, but please do something about Youtube. Please don't let YT die. #MakeYoutubeGreatAgain
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youtube.com/watch?v=sF2tCY28… New video is up! Please watch it @SusanWojcicki Please do the right thing and help #MakeYoutubeGreatAgain !!!!
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A tribute to his grandmother turning 100 years old, Chinese artist builds stunning 'sky ladder' firework xitter.gq/SadHappyAmazing/status…
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Replying to @lostwizard
@lostwizard @YouTube Wow quite a final comment
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#HappyThanksgiving! We're grateful the modern office is contained entirely in a series of small boxes. #simplify xitter.gq/LexicomTweets/status/6…
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Roses are red, Violets are yellow, The petunias are orange, The garden shed is amber, There's fire everywhere, My god who would do this – at Vancouver, British Columbia
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Here is the most accurate #horoscope I could find. Enjoy and you're welcome.
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Need a new job for the new year? We're looking for Wordpress Experts and Graphic Design ninjas for contract work. Shoot us a message! 📱💻📠
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Super xmas bonus points awarded if you change your handwriting when the present is from Santa.