Lou Cipher is my name and I have an impish view on modern life that I hope will entertain, inform and agitate readers in equal measures.
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Hi Peter,
I was listening to Prince on the radio today. He was singing a strange song about a pudding
It was called:
RASBERRY BRULEE
I know how you like these!!!
#Linekergate I wager few, if any, viewers of MOTD watch it because you front it. Indeed, the show attracted 500k more this WE.
The BBC should sack you, Shearer & Wright & use the millions saved to reduce job losses from BBC staff who need real work.
#Linekergate I wager few, if any, viewers of MOTD watch it because front it. Indeed, the show attracted 500k this WE.
The BBC should sack you, Shearer & Wright & use the millions saved to reduce job losses from BBC staff who need real work.
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In @TheJournalNews today talking about generational differences, Ukraine and other such stuff should anybody be interested
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It’s a lovely sunny day and I’m very happy to announce that, despite always having kept up my writing on the side, I’m finally leaving the Golden Arches altogether to start a new role as a trainee bid writer full time. Ready for a change and a new challenge. :)
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News reports are beginning to circulate that neither the Russian Defence Minister, Dimitri Shoigu, not the Russian Chief of Staff, Valer Gerasimov, have been seen since 11 March. The first was in charge of the failed invasion. The second supposedly its brains. Watch this space!
It was quite heartening to hear all those people on todays #JeremyVine show offering to accommodate Ukraian refugees. I wonder how many of them though walk idley by, or step over the many Brisish homeless sleeping on the streets & in shop doorways?
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When travelling in Australia I worked at a nightclub. One night driving home at 4am in the VW combi I was bursting for a shite. The only place I could find was a distant portaloo on a wee building site. It was locked so I unloaded right next to it. Sorry to the guys who found it
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First time in my life I’ve been truly grateful for covid screens was just now when the drunk who just tried to punch me smashed his hand into that instead 🤷♂️
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Not sure anyone is aware because I barely mentioned it but I’ve recently been to the US … Anyhow, attempted some travel writing #nyc @vocal_creator vocal.media/wander/nyc-the-s…
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I don’t know what people are so worried about. The weather’s always been awful here. #UKrain
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Meat Loaf 😞 ‘Two out of Three ain’t bad’ has been one of my favourite songs as long as I can remember. RIP.
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Discovery Cove is good cos you get unlimited free beer and unlimited free wine but the best thing by a country mile is you get unlimited free Rice Krispies squares
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Mrs Thatcher told my Gran to buy her council house. She said it would mean she had something to leave her family. Boris Johnson says to all those who bought their modest 2 bed houses that he's going to take it all away, while people like him get to keep so much
