LowOrderPrimate

If Putin Novichoked Trump, I'll nominate Vlad for a Nobel Peace Prize

Protect the Castle

"I am the eye in the sky Looking at you I can read your mind I am the maker of rules Dealing with fools I can cheat you blind And I don't need to see anymore to know that I can read your mind" - Alan Parsons Project 'Eye in the Sky '

Following the deaths of 13 workers in Chicago during the Pullman Railcar Strike in June of 1894, President Grover Cleveland made Labor Day a federal holiday Wonder what Holiday we'll get out of the second Battle of Chicago....

Trump is such a a cowardly piece of shit if China invaded America he'd immediately send whoever the fuck this Witkoff dude is to Beijing and cede California, Oregon and Washington to the PLA in exchange for Xi nominating him for a Nobel

"(Waiting) to cut out the deadwood (Waiting) to clean up the city (Waiting) to follow the worms (Waiting) to put on a black shirt (Waiting) to weed out the weaklings (Waiting) to smash in their windows and kick in their doors" Pink Floyd 'Waiting for the Worms'

Protect the Castle

"So the maples formed a union And demanded equal rights They say, "The oaks are just too greedy We will make them give us light" Now there's no more oak oppression For they passed a noble law And the trees are all kept equal By hatchet, axe, and saw" RUSH 'The Trees'

E. Pluribis Calamitas

I'm going to have to defer to POTUS in regards to Real Estate and Mortgage fraud There's probably literally no one else in the United States of America who knows more about the topic😀🇺🇸

I don't know who I trust less when it comes to health advice: The dude with a brain worm that ate a dog or the morbidly obese dude with a Diet Coke button who eats six cheeseburgers a day

If America doesn't stop chasing Windmills, looking for any culture war hilltop to die on young American men and women will be dying on actual hilltops in an actual war Clock is ticking America 🇺🇸

I'm back on the X THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER 😀🇺🇸

This is my last Twitter post Tired of Musk and the Right Wing algorithms I'll be on Bluesky @loworderprimate If you're on gimme a follow If not, it's been fun😀

Have a great night y'all and hang in there America 🇺🇸

“I do not fear an army of lions led by sheep; I fear an army of sheep led by a lion.” - Alexander the Great

Alright y'all I'm on Bluesky Same old handle: Loworderprimate Same nonsense 😀 Look me up

Crown Of Holy Roman Emperor Rudolph I, Craft By Jan Vermeyen Of Antwerp In 1602. From The Kunsthistorisches Museum, Vienna

“Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy” - Margaret Thatcher Have a great night y'all and hang in there America 🇺🇸

"Only a warrior chooses pacifism; others are condemned to it." - Samurai Proverb