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Lucas Ives

@lri

@apple, @PullStringInc, @Pixar, Fuzzy Music Mobile, drummer, dad.

 Down East
Joined May 2007
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WE DID IT! The Frances Perkins Homestead is a National Monument! This designation not only honors Maine’s history; it helps ensure that the issues Frances championed—Social Security, unemployment insurance, a minimum wage—remain cornerstones of our society. Thank you, @POTUS!
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I will no longer perform in "Cirque du Soleil: Montagne de Moutarde" due to a failed conditioning test. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time.
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Possibly the single most "Costco" sentence ever.
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Chords in jazz - RANKED, for competitive play, based on jazz patch 8.0. All chords are viable in casual play. This is just based on my experience as a competitive player for the past 12+ years and studying how the meta has evolved over time. Video coming soon.
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Nolan Ryan’s ERA was 3.09 the year the White Album came out. It was 2.91 the year Nirvana released Nevermind.
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Thank you for your synergy in solutioning this high-level query by leveraging your expertise to curate innovative content of deliverables. We're aligned & find these learnings strategic & empowering. We will ping if we need to pivot & appreciate this impactful collaboration.
Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) profile pictureMerriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster10 Aug 2023
What is the most overused word in your industry? Let it out.
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This is how I'll remember him.
The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) profile pictureThe Iron Sheik@the_ironsheik26 Mar 2021
IF YOU DONT LIKE THE STEELY DAN YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF
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We are approaching the Google UI design solstice. All the corners are approaching peak roundness. Then over several years they will become more square again, until the cycle starts anew. Watch for the buttons that achieve full pill shape, they won't be here long.
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If The Office was made in the UK
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everytime mccarthy loses a vote they should play the curb your enthusiasm theme
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New year, new me
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hard to believe there was once a time where they’d send a big yellow book to everyone’s house listing yours and everyone else’s assassination coordinates
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Jess Dweck@TheDweck12 Dec 2022
lol a real-life “they were saying boo-urns”
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Nick Dwyer@NickDwyer2 Dec 2022
reupping this cause it's solid gold
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Hi @NoContextBrits, we investigated your below query however, the person in question has made it very clear that he don't care
No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) profile pictureNo Context Brits
@NoContextBrits30 Nov 2022
Hello, @nationalrailenq. This man is sitting in my reserved seat and refuses to move, saying he has a ticket to ride. Please investigate.
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If Twitter crashes and you need to find me, the hell you will. I've got a two day head start on you, which is more than I need. I speak a dozen languages, know every local custom, I'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see me again.
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Bess Kalb
@bessbell17 Nov 2022
Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.
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I thought I drank a lot of coffee but I'm not even matching the 70 cups per day worldwide average
Forbes (@Forbes) profile pictureForbes
@Forbes18 Jul 2014
500 billion cups of coffee are consumed every day worldwide: onforb.es/1jPOO6r
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Oh no, they have found the lettuce's tweets from 2011.
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